how to cum alot

I think that the holding off method works, but dont hold off too long as the body naturally stops producing sperm if its not needed. Find the balance, on the topic of eating to increase flow, I understand that eating certain foods and the state of your health affect the taste, so maybe some fems can enlighten us on this!

The cumshot is the most important part of sex to a man, it makes him feel, like he has ended the game with the winning goal...very important thread, keep it going...

if i ever thought a thread had no shot at going almost double digits it would have been this one

wbw never seizes to amaze me

theres a terrible story i heard once.

my friend was jacking off one day and he was getting really close.
he heard his mom come in the front door and yell at him to go shovel some rocks and it kinda spooked him i guess, because when he got back to what he was doing, he shot himself in the eye.

it was forever known as shoveling rocks.

just thought i'd share.

uhh, Ok so add your Mom calling you to do chores to eating stalks of celrey, taking Vitamine E, freezing your balls, taking time off from jerking off and extended foreplay to the list

Hey, where's that Brandon guy? I'm sure he has something to say on this topic!

The reason people use celery isn't for the volumes. According to a bio professor in college, it helps break out some of the acids and takes away the ammonia smell. I imagine some other vegetables do the same thing, but I'm not sure which ones. As far as saving it up, your body starts reecycling it after 1 or 2 days anyway, so you need to constantly eat the right stuff, or eat it a few hours in advance.

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Originally posted by robodick

My wife and I really invest a lot of time having sigh, moan and groan stimulating foreplay. We go for 30-60 minutes cranking each other up for a great fuck, and do we ever have the most awesome cataclysmic orgasms!!!!! And we make love 3-6 times a day!!!! Even if it is a quicky, we use hot, sexy words and extra powerful actions to prime each other for the big bang! Have fun - seriously!!!!

how old are you and how old is your wife??

OMFG!!!

Sorry but erm... I'm speechless

tickle the balls

man can't believe this is still running

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Originally posted by Hellcat

man can't believe this is still running

no shit..

This is still going WOW.

I to was laughing my ass off by this time...

indeed this is the "TRUMPET SOUNDS" FUNNIEST SHIT EVAHHHH!!!

ROFFLECOPTERS & LERSKATES

Just hook a garden hose to your ass... it'll be like a pork bomb going off, I swear to God it will, man...




...Shut Up, Randy!

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Originally posted by pitch19

Get somthing called "clomid" steroid users use it to come off of a cycle... take about 200mg a day for 5 days... trust me.

Because you seem like a trusty chap and folks should not feel any consternation at following your pharmaceutical advice...

jackass.

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Originally posted by JustPete

Just hook a garden hose to your ass... it'll be like a pork bomb going off, I swear to God it will, man...




...Shut Up, Randy!

It's always great to see a Bob and Tom reference!!!

....but seriously...

I've always wanted to have more volume so that I can shoot further into my wife. I don't know if that would help her get pregnant or not, but that is my theory.

Yes, I want to have kids some time soon.

slick have you tried to elevate her ass while doing it missionary? stick a pillow or other object (soft preferable) under her butt while you ram it home. this helps the sperm to get to the back of the uterus. Also Dr. Sue Johannson(?) on We network...dont ask... says that sperm get more motivation if you drink something with caffeine it in before ejaculation. the caffiene gets them a moving as well.