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Lvl 6

cumloader 19 years ago

Reload your cum is a question of practising.
No practice masturbate or fuck means no cum regular.
Older men with no sex will have problems with their prostate.
So I do masturbating high frequently and if I´m going to entertain my wife with a cumload it works like peter north.

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#2121466

Lvl 16

bigdaddy2005 19 years ago

First off, props to Jeff613. That's some seriously funny shit!! Second of all, and I'm not sure why I'm dignifying this with a response, it's all about the zinc. Period.

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#2121467

Lvl 22

Gigolo 19 years ago

yet another useless thread...

but holding back is as good as i know, over time and over the event...

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#2121468

Lvl 13

woodsworth 19 years ago

Damn, this thread's still around. Thought we would be over with it by now

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#2121469

Lvl 9

DarkOne4U 19 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by dragonbreath288

i have heard that eating pineapple makes the juice tastier and more appealing........................shall try tonight and let you know the results.........now if i can only find someone willing to taste it...............lilrika?

Dude, Get A Clue, "Lilrika" Is WAY OUT of Your League

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#2121470

Lvl 14

Stone-Cold 19 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by DarkOne4U

[reply=dragonbreath288]
i have heard that eating pineapple makes the juice tastier and more appealing........................shall try tonight and let you know the results.........now if i can only find someone willing to taste it...............lilrika?

Dude, Get A Clue, "Lilrika" Is WAY OUT of Your League

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Hey at least he gave it a shot, you know what they say, ask 100 girls to give you a blow job and you will get slapped 99 times..

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#2121471

Lvl 9

Mztique 19 years ago

Well I am glad that non of the above affects me. But good comments tho. Ty for the share.

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#2121472

Lvl 16

Big_ 19 years ago

I read the first two posts and decided this thread was in some sense useless. Nevertheless, I have not posted that little laughing guy in a while but he always makes me laugh so....

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#2121473

Lvl 11

robodick 19 years ago

My wife and I really invest a lot of time having sigh, moan and groan stimulating foreplay. We go for 30-60 minutes cranking each other up for a great fuck, and do we ever have the most awesome cataclysmic orgasms!!!!! And we make love 3-6 times a day!!!! Even if it is a quicky, we use hot, sexy words and extra powerful actions to prime each other for the big bang! Have fun - seriously!!!!

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#2121474

Lvl 8

ramajuko 19 years ago

this was taken from the http://www.worldclassnutrition.com/ejaculoid.html ad

"Years of testing and research has finally resulted in EjaculoidTM which is the strongest non-prescription semen volumizer available."

which means that perscription semen volumizer DOES exist...what a fucking waste of a research grant...

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#2121475

Lvl 9

eaglesjersey69 19 years ago

this is the funniest thread i have ever read - you are all lunatics (oh - and thanks for the tips, i might as well try a couple of em)

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#2121476

Lvl 15

Chesterr 19 years ago

OK guys, so I will tell all of you the best method ever. This isn't horse shit so pay attention and don't be all immature and stupid, there's science behind it. Firstly you have to masturbate every day for three weeks into the same jar (keep the jar in the fridge between uses) and then after three weeks you chop your knob off, put all your cum in your mouth and, using your chopped of organ, blow the jizz through it. That way you can blow like three whole weeks worth in one go! Try it and let me know how it goes.

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#2121477

Lvl 11

bob_bj007 19 years ago

One word... Viagra

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#2121478

Lvl 11

bob_bj007 19 years ago

I bet a really hot girl would help too

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#2121479

Lvl 7

akdizzle 19 years ago

im just amazed..

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#2121480

Lvl 24

Bangledesh 19 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by Jeff613

No really, try the ice thing, baby! It's simple, immediate and cheap. Your nuts will crawl up into your body trying to get away from it, squeezing that load all over the place. Of course the best O is probably had from just a LOT of foreplay. If you have to, set a timer so you play around with her for 1/2 an hour before you fuck. The more you want it, the greater the satisfaction when you get it.

Sex should be treated as a gourmet meal to be savored through it's many courses, not a fucking McD's cheeseburger from the drive thru with the grease-spaked wrapper tossed out the car window a half mile down the road.

About telling this guy to not jerk it for a while, forget it. He sounds kinda young, and we've all been there, haven't we? After my first self-induced O (okay, it just plain was my first no matter how I had it) it must have been sheer months before I found out what one was like after saving it for a day. If masturbation was really going to make you blind I may as well have brushed up on my braille the day I discovered how to do it. But man, I wil n-e-v-e-r forget that first one.

surprised you didnt bring up your battery story...

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#2121481

Lvl 2

willuk_ 19 years ago

who gives a shit how much comes out? as long as it keeps you happy and satisfied and you can roll over for a sleep after! Its like the size issue... doesn't matter how big it is... it keeps me happy!

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#2121482

Lvl 13

jaysod 19 years ago

I changed my diet from alot of red meat to mainly fruits and veg. My girlfriend really said she loved the change. She never turned away a load, but now she's a major cum junkie. She said the change made it taste better, as far as amount i'd like to know myself.

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#2121483

Lvl 14

Jeff613 19 years ago

At least all of these worth trying are cheap. It's not gonna bankrupt anyone to take a zinc supplement, hit the produce section to get some celery or scoop a handful of ice into a plastic bag. Maybe we should all experiment and report back instead of saying which is best. It's not like we have anything to loose and either way you blow your load.

Bangladesh: Thanks for remembering, but while that post is out in the open for anyone to see, it's an advanced technique not recommended for amateurs. You have to really want to reach for the ultimate to try that. And part with a few $$, I might add. I myself don't do it like that too often because of the set up time and, from years of experience, what works best for me aside from a pussy is my own, unlubed, plain old hand. Okay so maybe the Fleshlight tops that when I use it. Damn if that thing doesn't feel like a real pussy and best of all you don't have to cuddle with it afterwards.

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#2121484

Lvl 10

ZacAttack 19 years ago

this is fool proof...

go to GNC.

buy L-Arginine.

Take 1 a day.

Over time, your girlfriend may need to wear eye protection.

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