how to cum alot

in reading something, somewhere, someone was interviewing peter north, apparently he has a rep for blowing big loads, he said that he eats a lot of celery

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Originally posted by lilrika

It’s not the quantity that counts it’s the quality. Does it taste good?

My girl tells me I taste like chocolate chip cookies... And I'm not so sure how to take that...

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Originally posted by fleaman13

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It’s not the quantity that counts it’s the quality. Does it taste good?

My girl tells me I taste like chocolate chip cookies... And I'm not so sure how to take that...
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Means she likes junk food and will soon put on weight. BAIL NOW!!!

.........awkwaaaaaaaaaaard

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Originally posted by Swinging_Meat

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My girl tells me I taste like chocolate chip cookies... And I'm not so sure how to take that...

Means she likes junk food and will soon put on weight. BAIL NOW!!!
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her family does have a history...

To tell u the truth, the post earlier replied about the "celery" ..... i read it as well, in the tommy lee book.... he quotes peter north... anyhow so i went ahead and tried twice... but here it goes u have to eat a whole stalk of celery bout 2 hrs b4 actual intercourse then u will be shooting like a fire house.. GOODLUCK tell me .... if it works it worked for me and my friends out here in so. cal....

i went and bought a better fuel injector.. boy do i spew my baby batter all over the place.. celery just blocks ur exhaust bro..

this is the car site right?

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

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This has always worked for me (for massive loads)- Drink this about an hour before sex:
Mix 1 pint of milk (whole milk) with a blended banana, 2 ounces of ground flaxseed oil, a tin of tuna, three strawberries and 2 raw eggs. Seriously dude- you will splooge like a gallon! It is sweeeeet!!!!

All you're going to get out of that is a good case of the shits!!


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RD saves the thread once again.

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Originally posted by lilrika

It’s not the quantity that counts it’s the quality. Does it taste good?

Of all the answers here Lil I like yours the best. But ....um how would he know?

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Originally posted by lilrika

Does it taste good?

Why can't I have a woman like this?

that's kinda raunchy

wow this is more then abit akward

the more days you go with out shooting your load the more you will cum once you do

I'm amazed at how well this thread has gone.

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Originally posted by Suckrates

I'm amazed at how well this thread has gone.

Apparently he hit a nerve, WBW members demand to know how to become royal jizz monkeys!

Peter North does eat stalks of celery to drown the girls with his load according to an interview with HBO Real Sex a long time ago, he now sells pills on his website for 75 dollars a bottle saying the pills do the trick...American capitalism at its best!....I think girls do care how much you can throw at them, it's not very manly to grunt and yell "Here comes the facial baby"...to only have a drop trickle out..not that I have that problem , but girls Ive dated said that about dudes they were with.

Wow-this thread is 4 pages long. I thought when i first entered it would be a joke, but you guys actually are serious. I have noticed if I have orgasms often for a while and then don't have sex for a couple days. That creates a large spaz

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Originally posted by mistral

No really, try the ice thing, baby! It's simple, immediate and cheap. Your nuts will crawl up into your body trying to get away from it, squeezing that load all over the place. Of course the best O is probably had from just a LOT of foreplay. If you have to, set a timer so you play around with her for 1/2 an hour before you fuck. The more you want it, the greater the satisfaction when you get it.

Sex should be treated as a gourmet meal to be savored through it's many courses, not a fucking McD's cheeseburger from the drive thru with the grease-spaked wrapper tossed out the car window a half mile down the road.

About telling this guy to not jerk it for a while, forget it. He sounds kinda young, and we've all been there, haven't we? After my first self-induced O (okay, it just plain was my first no matter how I had it) it must have been sheer months before I found out what one was like after saving it for a day. If masturbation was really going to make you blind I may as well have brushed up on my braille the day I discovered how to do it. But man, I wil n-e-v-e-r forget that first one.