Home-Wrecking lesbians, and the husbands that should be very afraid spam...

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Originally posted by EricLindros

...receive douchey sexts from you?

Are you some sort of witch?

Count me in.

Always trying to dip your burrito into the salsa verde.

I think this shall be my wedding song:

[youtube]JuHIRrt5lCI[/youtube]

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Always trying to dip your burrito into the salsa verde.

How many times to I have to tell you that I prefer tacos to burritos.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I think this shall be my wedding song:

[youtube]JuHIRrt5lCI[/youtube]

Don't sell yourself short...you're a handsome chap.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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How many times to I have to tell you that I prefer tacos to burritos.

Prove it. :P

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Don't sell yourself short...you're a handsome chap.

yeah, but it'd still be pretty funny. While it probably wouldn't go over well as the actual wedding song, I'm going to make sure it gets in the reception rotation. If we do a reception and all that. You know, provided I find a hot girl to date and then marry. So, there's all that that has to come first. But I like to plan ahead.

[youtube]EoMkJ87uMBU[/youtube]

Jeez, if my sister gives me her cold I'm going to wash my ass with her toothbrush.

So we have this show here in Canada called Canada's Worst Driver...not sure if you guys have something similar...but wow...just wow.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Also, my penis is weird. It seems to like this one pornstar I just found, but for the life of me I cannot figure out why, because she's just absurd. It's like if one of those Real Dolls came to life and became a pornstar, is what this girl looks like. And I kind of dig it in a dirty filthy way. So ashamed.

>picture related: http://i.imgur.com/zIsYn.jpg

There are worse women your penis could like.

She is pretty, she has a nice body, but her boobs are awful...like really bad.

I've seen worse fake boobs. She's pretty hot.

No appeal at all...

Personally I am a fan of Bianca Beauchamp, and her fake bozongas.

[the same lady in Davey's avatar]

We all have our *cough* certain weaknesses *cough*.

Why would you do that to your boobs ?
She'd be fine without those horror-cups.

Outside of certain corrective surgeries, I don't quite get it either.

I've been feeling nauseated all morning, it was the worst when i tried to eat a granola bar and had to throw it away half way through. It would be really uncool if i was pregnant.

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Originally posted by F1098

No appeal at all...

I said my penis like her, so maybe you need one of them to see the appeal?

I just think her face is really cute and her body is pretty awesome other than the cantaloupes that some terrible physician jammed under her torso.

But what's worse is in that video they interview her, and between that interview and the little I've seen of her twitter feed, I've determined that she not only has the body of a Real Doll but is also intellectually on par with one of those silicon creations.

All the shame.

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Originally posted by omuh

Why would you do that to your boobs ?
She'd be fine without those horror-cups.

In the interview she said she wanted them even bigger, but the surgeon wouldn't do it. And she also said she has to sleep in a sports bra because they hurt sometimes.