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My sentiments toward Apple's cloud hosting services, exactly.

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Originally posted by bustMall

My sentiments toward Apple's cloud hosting services, exactly.

You get 5G for free though.

Yeah, I'm not really a big fan of cloud hosting things.

I like to keep the files I need secure on my own hardware. If I need access to them I can always VPN stuff, or, you know, actually use my own things.

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Yes, they do ! Gotta go now.....

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Originally posted by bustMall

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That's so sad.

Those things need regular maintenance.

Yeah, just like a lawnmower

Oh that lawn care should be such fun.

( one of those riding mover thingys ?)

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Yeah, just like a lawnmower

Wait.

Was my vagina just compared to a lawnmower?

You may want to see a doctor then.

I do have some anatomical knowledge, send high resolution pictures. I'll tell you if something is wrong.

Trust me, I pretend to be a Doctor on the Internet.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Wait.

Was my vagina just compared to a lawnmower?

Not just yours. All of them. Vaginas are like lawnmowers.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Not just yours. All of them. Vaginas are like lawnmowers.

But... but... how the heck are they supposed to do their job when the lawn is actually just on top of them ?

I dunno. I didn't create vaginas (or lawnmowers), I just am telling you that they're similar.


Also, my penis is weird. It seems to like this one pornstar I just found, but for the life of me I cannot figure out why, because she's just absurd. It's like if one of those Real Dolls came to life and became a pornstar, is what this girl looks like. And I kind of dig it in a dirty filthy way. So ashamed.

I mow my lawn every 2nd day.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I dunno. I didn't create vaginas (or lawnmowers), I just am telling you that they're similar.


Also, my penis is weird. It seems to like this one pornstar I just found, but for the life of me I cannot figure out why, because she's just absurd. It's like if one of those Real Dolls came to life and became a pornstar, is what this girl looks like. And I kind of dig it in a dirty filthy way. So ashamed.

Come with us Eric, you're so sexy !

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Also, my penis is weird. It seems to like this one pornstar I just found, but for the life of me I cannot figure out why, because she's just absurd. It's like if one of those Real Dolls came to life and became a pornstar, is what this girl looks like. And I kind of dig it in a dirty filthy way. So ashamed.

This is her...isn't it?

Well there is also Valeria Lukyanova if you prefer someone more real (and stoopid)

I came.

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Originally posted by omuh

Valeria Lukyanova

Creepy.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Creepy.

Indeed.
She even had some of her ribs removed to look like that...

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Originally posted by omuh

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Indeed.
She even had some of her ribs removed to look like that...

I was just reading that she has denied ever having any cosmetic surgery.

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I wonder how the surgeons and doctors didn't have their licenses taken away.