Home-Wrecking lesbians, and the husbands that should be very afraid spam...

Just google 'the saggier the balls, the more Lindros loves them'.


Possibly.


Or just click here.

NO NO NO NO !

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How does one even begin to find these images? Even on the hottest days, my boys don't sink that far.

That one's been around for a while because that dude is semi-famous. That picture was released when Paris Hilton didn't pay the monthly fee for her storage locker, so the owner sold the contents to the highest bidder, who found that -- along with a bunch of other stuff -- inside.

He made this song.

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As for fefes, well I don't even

I know I just did this on the last page, but Whoo boy.

Remember when X-Tina was known for he looks and sexy?

Somehow she's managed to even make her nose fat.

So to sum up the day thus far:

1) Both saggy balls and droopy labia are unattractive.
2) Thankfully you can get surgery for both.
3) No amount of surgery is going to help X-Tina

About right?

Also...X-Tina's face might just look fat because she has about an inch of makeup on.

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Oh...and by the way, I hear tell that some of you guys have some pretty gnarly looking equipment in your shorts according to my straight GF's.

The giblets are straight disgusting. So are most vaginae.

It's an unattractive region regardless of gender.

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Seriously.

The industrial might of our country may be measured by it's accomplishments in the penetrative arts.

(I threaten my students with a future in designing sex toys when they get uppity and their grades slip.)

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It's only mid-range. I want (do not want???) to see the long range version.

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I wanna know what you guys do when you get old and your balls are drooping beyond the elastic limits of your underwear ?

( No...if you post a picture of this I will hate you forever !)

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I don't wear underwear. So I guess I'd Charlie Mike.

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True. And I'm going to need them for when I stuff my giant dildo into them and then go scare straight guys.


Until then though...I've always prefered:

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Looks like a thong for a 10 year old.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Also...X-Tina's face might just look fat because she has about an inch of makeup on.

You sure you're not confusing fat for makeup?



This like 12 year old is talking on XBox Live incessantly. And this other guy starts talking.

Kid: "OH WOW! You're talking too!"
Guy: "Yeah, you're gonna be muted."
Kid: "Aww... why?"

and then later:
Kid: "I have to go to school. It's not my fault you don't have to go to school."
Guy: "Yeah I do. It's called college, dickhead."

And then later later:
Another Guy: "WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO IT?!"

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Looks like a thong for a 10 year old.

Are you suggesting that I: a) like children's underwear. Or b) am some sort of pedophile?

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You sure you're not confusing fat for makeup?

She clearly has some weight issues....just saying that in that pic EL posted, she's caking it on. Hey....maybe that's her weight problem...caking it on....cake....eating it.

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Are you suggesting that I: a) like children's underwear. Or b) am some sort of pedophile?

Nope. I'm not. Just saying that that particular thong looks kinda like Abercrombie just sized up their failed (and ridiculed) "thongs for preteens" line. What with the graphics and stuff.

http://money.cnn.com/2002/05/22/news/companies/abercrombie/

Edit: Actually. Yep. That's one of their kid thongs.

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thong underwear in children's sizes with the words "eye candy" and "wink wink," printed on the front.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

She clearly has some weight issues....just saying that in that pic EL posted, she's caking it on. Hey....maybe that's her weight problem...caking it on....cake....eating it.

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Nope. I'm not. Just saying that that particular thong looks kinda like Abercrombie just sized up their failed (and ridiculed) "thongs for preteens" line. What with the graphics and stuff.

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Edit: Actually. Yep. That's one of their kid thongs.

lol wow...I actually had no idea. We only have one A&F here, and they don't sell undies. I just found the pic online and thought they were kinda cute. I'd buy them in my size, but yeah...kids size's with "eye candy" on them...kinda creepy.

Better?

Man... It's time for new socks...
I hate buying new socks...

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Better?

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Hey bebe.
*wink*

I'm a fan of the color pink.

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Hey bebe.
*wink*

I'm a fan of the color pink.

I'm sorry...I only respond to bb.

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I'm sorry...I only respond to bb.

Knew I should have thrown in the finger guns and a smiley face...

You should throw some tokens that way.

B*****s love tokens.

I wonder if it's like... a requirement of the Fat Man's Club to wear muttonchops? Cause like... they all do it, except for Kevin James and Petr Griffin.

But, I digress,
Matt Andersen is perhaps the only beneficial thing Canada has done besides keep all the Polar bears from falling down on to Real America.

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_e0I05VSc0#t=0m30s[/youtube]

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Matt Andersen is perhaps the only beneficial thing Canada has done besides keep all the Polar bears from falling down on to Real America.

Pfffft. We gave you Nickelback, Celiene Dion, and Justin Beiber...what more do you want?

Also...that dude is playing my city on Friday.

Foods good for the soul.

So i have a facebook page, but really only use it to connect to some family, people from the pool hall (league, etc), and for the most part just friends from high school.

I've got this friend who has become extremely religious. I have to see his posts all the time, i'm talking about probably.... one every 2 hours. He continually posts articles trying to "scientifically prove" that the earth is no more than 6,000 years old, just for example.

Sometimes i scroll through and it's everything i can do not to reply. I'm thinking of un-friending him, but then i'll be the douche.. right?

Tell him that you don't like being hustled by anyone, anywhere, anytime and to keep it to himself.

Always works for me. It is your page and you set the rules!