Favorite movie dialogue

monty python:

I, Robot
Detective Del Spooner: [sneezes] ... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Shrek
Puppets at the Information Center: [singing] / Welcome to Duloc / Such a perfect town / Here we have some rules / Let us lay them down / Don't make waves / Stay in line / And we'll get along fine / Duloc is a perfect place / Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes / Wipe your... FACE. / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is a perfect... place.

Lord Of The Rings; Two Towers
Gollum: [singing] The rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweet. Our only wish, [he whacks the fish on the rock] to catch a fish, [another whack] so juicy sweet.

Aliens
Ripley: [talking to the queen] Get away from her, you bitch!

The Incredibles
Over PA: "Morning Break is over, Morning Break is over"

Travis Bickle: "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then you the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok."

"Every man... Every man has to go through hell to reach paradise". -Max Cady

- Van Helsing -
Frankenstein's Monster: "Let me go!"
Carl: "Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd."

kinda makes me laugh out loud...

where's the money lebowski? where's the fucking money, lebowski!
i uh . . . oh . . . its in there somewhere, let me have another look . . .

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Originally posted by scott2

where's the money lebowski? where's the fucking money, lebowski!
i uh . . . oh . . . its in there somewhere, let me have another look . . .

Scary Movie 3

"I been cleanin after this dumbass cracker Giggins for 10 years, but I've been hittin it with his woman for 12. Know what I'm sayin N*gga. She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President ya'll. I'm outtie"

Not my favorite, but it makes me chuckle.

Black Knight: Have at you!
Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!

@ thommybhoy -

This is actually from the TV show 24, but its a great dialogue . . .

Jack Bauer - Whatever you're going to try next is going to fail.

Habib Marwan (Terrorist) - Fail? Almost 40 dead in a train crash, many more near the San Gabriel Island Nuclear Plant.

Bauer - That wasn't really your plan, was it? We managed to stop the other 103 power plants from melting down. Thats what America will remember - that we stopped you.

Marwan - No. They'll remember the image of Secretary of Defense Heller held hostage on your own soil. And it will burn in their psyches. This country will forever be afraid to let their leaders appear in public.

Bauer - For all the hatred you have for this country you don't understand it very well. Whatever you throw at us, I promise you . . . that'll never happen.