Favorite movie dialogue

Tombstone

Doc Holliday: "I'm your huckleberry."

The Wicker Man

LORD SUMMERISLE: Come, sit. Conversation is best absorbed with the kness bent.

Withnail and I:

UNCLE MONTY: Night falls, the sky is beginning to bruise and we shall be forced to camp!

Epmire Strikes Back

YODA: There is no try, there is only do.

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Patrick Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick!

Dirty Harry...

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

[Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!


De Georgio: Harry hates everybody. Limeys, Niks, Hebs, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it. Gonzales: How does he feel about Mexicans?
De Georgio: Ask him.
Harry Callahan: Especially Spics......

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Dirty Harry...


Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

Yeah, that's a classic movie.

S N A T C H

Cousin Avi: "Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck!"

Bullet-Tooth Tony: "...the fact that youv'e got REPLICA written down the sides of your guns and the fact that I've got DESERT EAGLE .50 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your precense...now...fuck off."

Brick Top: "You're on thin fuckin' ice my pedigree chums; and I shall be under it when it breaks...now fuck off."

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

Narrator: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
I remember saying something like:

Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.

Narrator: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:

Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?!

Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?

Raoul Duke: Hm? Nevermind. It's your turn to drive.

Narrator: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.

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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Life of Brian: (you can quote the whole folm here )
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Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Attendee: Brought peace?

Reg: Oh, peace - shut up!

Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.

Dissenter: Uh, well, one.

Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.

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Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!

Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

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Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, fuck off!
[silence]

Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?


and many many others.......

Blazing Saddles

Hedley Lamarr:
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart:
Gal-darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore.

Church Congregation: [singing] Now is a time of great decision / Are we to stay or up and quit? / There's no avoiding this conclusion: / Our town is turning into shit. Amen.

[Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qualifications as a villain]
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinky. Sign here.

Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

Hedley Lamarr: You will be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for the Best Supporting Actor.

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape

Taken from Jay & Silent Bob:

Cop holds up apack of rizlas and asks what they are for,

J : What? I have a wiping problem, i stick one of those over my brown eye and bam! no more stink nuggets.

One of the stupidest films i have seen in a long time, very funny though!

Clerks...

Dante: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!!
Customer: In a row?

Dante: Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!!!
Customer leaves

Seth Gecko: Do you want to see this little girl die, or that little girl, or your bussom buddy in the bathroom? Now I don't wanna do it, but I will turn this place into the f-ing wild bunch if I think that you are f-ing with me.

Seth Gecho: I'm still stewin' over that ape layin' his hands on me. So, I'm gonna finish this bottle, then I'm gonna go get another one. On the way to get another, I'm gonna take this bottle and smash it over his mellon f-ing head.

Vincent: I was washin' 'um. Maybe if he had Lava I could do a better job.
Jules: I used the same soap you did and when I was finished the towel didn't look like no maxipad.

Pretty much anything written by Tarentino, at least in my eyes.

I heard a quote I can't place that went something like "So many people take so many things for granted, like the ability to chew solid food." If someone has heard that and knows where it came from, I'd like to know.

Orange whip? orange whip? 3 orange whips!

I had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsaries, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount. - Harry, When Harry met Sally

I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. - Kevin Spacey, American Beauty

Have you ever danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight? - Jack Nicholson, The Joker in Batman

Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here - Jack Hicholson 'As Good As It Gets'

'You turn me on. But maybe it's because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.' ---Eric Roberts to Julie Haggerty, in 'Rude Awakening'

Glangarry Glenross

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Ricky Roma: All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheated on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, then be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me. You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?
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Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a shit. Good father, fuck you. Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here, close. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?

In fact, I could quote the whole film!

Tarintino movies have awesome dialogues - but my fav is in Pulp Fiction

JIMMIE'S KITCHEN scene

Jules: Goddamn Jimmie, this is some serious gourmet shit. Me an' Vincent woulda been satisfied with freeze-dried Tasters Choice. You spring this gourmet fuckin' shit on us. What flavor is this?

Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.

Jules: What?

Jimmie: I'm not a cobb or corn, so you can stop butterin' me up. I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is. I'm the one who buys it, I know how fuckin' good it is. When Bonnie goes shoppin; she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I wanna taste it. But what's on my mind at this moment isn't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead [blacklisted] in my garage.

Jules: Jimmie...

Jimmie: I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out front that said, "Dead [blacklisted] storage?"

Jule: Jimmie...

Jimmie: answer the question. Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said, "Dead [blacklisted] storage?"

Jules: Naw man, I didn't.

Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?

Jules: Why?

Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead [blacklisted]s ain't my fuckin' business!

Jules: Jimmie...

Jimmie: I ain't through! Now don't you understand that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced. No marriage counselor, no trial separation -- fuckin' divorced. And I don't wanna get fuckin' divorced. The last time me an' Bonnie talked about this shit was gonna be the last time me an' Bonnie talked about this shit. Now I wanna help ya out Julie, I really do. But I ain't gonna lose my wife doin' it.

Jules: Jimmie...

Jimmie: Don't fuckin' Jimmie me, man, I can't be Jimmied. There's nothin' you can say that's gonna make me forget I love my wife. Now she's workin' the graveyard shift at the hospital. She'll be comin' home in less than an hour and a half. Make your phone calls, talk to your people, than get the fuck out of my house.

Jules: That's all we want. We don't wanna fuck up your shit, We just need to call our people to bring us in.

Jimmie: Then I suggest you get to it. Phone's in my bedroom.

Jules: You're a friend, Jimmie, you're a good fuckin' friend!

Jimmie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a real good friend. Good friend, bad husband, soon to be ex-husband.
(looks at Travolta) Who the fuck are you?

Vincent: I'm Vincent. And Jimmie, thanks a bunch.

Jimmie: Don't mention it.

"You're going to put me in the fruit cellar. What do you think I am? Fruity." --Psycho

"I can see your dirty pillows Carrie, they all will." --Carrie

"Wendy, gimme the bat. I'm not gonna hurt ya Wendy, I'm just gonna bash your f#*^%ing brains in." --The Shining

full metal jacket and pulp fiction!

half baked!

"fuck you, fuck you, your cool, fuck you, i'm out!!!"