Favorite movie dialogue

"Forgiveness is between them and God -- it's my job to arrange the meeting."
-- Man on Fire

"You're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop."
--Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball

"It gets kinda itchy. Rides up in the crotch a little, too."
--Spiderman - Spider-Man 2

"A guy named Otto Octavius ends up with eight limbs -- what are the odds?"
--J. Jonah Jameson , Spider-Man 2

Another Lord of the Rings quote, again by good old Gandalf:

Frodo: "I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had ever happend to me."
Gandalf: "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." (so freakin true)

Predator: "You are one, ugly, mother fucker!"

Blue Collar Comedy Tour the Movie, Ron White: "They call me...Tater Salad."

The Punisher, Frank Castle: "In certain, extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is neccessary to act outside the law, to pursue natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive; it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment."

The Last Samurai, The Emperor: "Tell me how he (Katsumoto) died."
Captain Nathan Algren: "I will tell you how he lived."

Will Turner, after a long drawn-out sword fight and being held at gunpoint: "You cheated."
Jack Sparrow: "Pirate."
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Army of Darkness-

Ash: You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town.

"You may have fooled everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me -- I listen to public radio."
--Squidward, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

Yeah I saw it ... it rocked

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

"He taught him that it was O.K. to live again... they're going to regret... that they ever touched a hair on her head."
--Man on Fire

a couple from napoleon dynamite

Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Napoleon]
Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Captain Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Mandrake: Aye, no, no. I don't Jack.
Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? Its incredibly obvious isn't it. A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first...become...well, develop this theory?
Ripper: Well, I, uh...I...I...first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Mandrake: Hmm.
Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue...a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I...I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Mandrake: Hmm.
Ripper: I can assure you that it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh...women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Mandrake: No.
Ripper: But I...I do deny them my essence.

Fight Club -

Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

leaving las vegas

Ben Sanderson: I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me.

Terri: Maybe you shouldn't drink so much.
Ben: Maybe I shouldn't breathe so much either

Sera: You can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.

Ben: I came here to drink myself to death.
Sera: How long will it take you?
Ben: I'd say about three to four weeks.

Sera: Is drinking a way of killing yourself?
Ben: Or, is killing myself a way of drinking?

Ben: I am a drunk, and you're a hooker. I want you to know I am a person who is totally at ease with this.
Sera: That's nice talk, Ben - keep drinking. Between the 101-proof breath and the occasional bits of drool, some interesting words come out.

Sera: How do you feel?
Ben: Like the kling klang king of the rim ram room.

Ben: Giving you money makes me want to come.
Sera: Then come.

Inspector Clouseau : Zous you doeggy bite ?
guest : no, my doggy doesn't bite.
WrafWrafWrafWrafWraf
Inspector Clouseau : I zhought you saide your doeggy did noet bite ?
Guest : That is not my doggy.

The best ever actor to speak English with a French accent and worse.

Patrick Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick!

MONTY PYTHON ROX MY COX!! LMFAO

How do you know he's a King?
He hasn't got shit all over him.

Are you suggesting Coconuts MIGRATE?

Victory is mine good sir knight, now stand aside!
**Arthur kneels to pray to Excalibur and gets kicked by an armless Black knight**
Arthur : Look ya stupid bastard ya've got neh arms left!
Knight : Yes uh have
Arthur : Whats that then?
Knight : Its just a flesh wound
Arthur : I'll have ya leg!
Knight : **kicks arthur in the ass** CHICKEN!
Arthur : RIGHT! *chops leg off knight**
Knight : I'll Do you for that!
Arthur : You'll WHAT?
Knight : Right, THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!!!
Arthur : What are you gunna do, BLEED on me?

Shes got HUUUUUGE.....Tracts of land.

**arrow flys through Patsy's chest....**
**semi gasping**
Message for you sir.

COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SSTEM...HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED!

You can't expect to weild, SUPREME executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
If I went around proclaiming myself emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they would put me away!


I know much more but wont waste that mch space here.

Frank Booth (Blue Velvet)

Frank Booth: You wanta go for a ride?
Jeffrey Beaumont: No thanks.
Frank Booth: No thanks. What does that mean?
Jeffrey Beaumont: I don't want to go.
Frank Booth: Go where?
Jeffrey Beaumont: On a ride.
Frank Booth: A ride? Hell, that's a good idea. Okay, let's go. Hey, let's go.

Frank Booth: Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!

Frank Booth: Baby wants to fuck! Baby wants to fuck Blue Velvet!

Frank Booth: What kind of beer you drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Frank Booth: I'll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You recieve a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!

Frank Booth: Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

Frank Booth: I'll fuck anything that moves!

Dorothy Vallens: Hello, baby.
Frank Booth: Shut up! It's Daddy, you shithead! Where's my bourbon?

Frank Booth: Don't you fucking look at me!

6 pages and no mentioning the mother of dialogues, the BIG LEBOWSKI???
jesus: "... and if you pull out your gun, i will take it from you, stick it in your ass and pull the trigger until it says `click´...Nobody fucks with the jesus!"
dude: "well, thats maybe like... your opinion, man..."
walther: "8year- olds, dude...!"


"fuck it dude, lets go bowlin´"

Ha - that's funny - I like the Star Wars posts. My fav is:

Young fool - only now - at the end - do you understand!

pulp fiction again, but my best dialogue is:

Vincent Vega: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules Winnfield: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent Vega: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f--k a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules Winnfield: Then what do they call it?
Vincent Vega: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules Winnfield: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent Vega: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules Winnfield: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent Vega: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.