Favorite movie dialogue

Full Metal Jacket......opening scene

You got a name, scumbag?"
"Leonard Pratt, sir," he says with a thick
hillbilly accent.
"Like hell it is! From now on you're Gomer
Pyle!"
Leonard Grins.
"Private Pyle thinks I am a real funny guy.
He thinks that Parris Island is more fun then a
sucking chest wound."
The hillbilly's fact is frozen into a
permanent expression of oat-fed innocence.
He punches Leonard in the chest.
"You maggots are not going to have any fun
here. You are not going to enjoy standing in
straight lines and you are not going to enjoy
massaging your own wand. My orders are to weed
out all nonhackers who do not pack the gear to
serve in my beloved Corps. Because I am hard, you
will not like me. But the more you hate me, the
more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair.
There is no racial bigotry here. We do not look
down on niggers, kikes, wop or greasers, because
here you are all equally worthless. Do you
understand?"

HARTMAN
What's your excuse?

COWBOY
Sir, excuse for what, sir?

HARTMAN
I'm asking the fucking questions here,
Private. Do you understand?!

COWBOY
Sir, yes, sir!

HARTMAN
Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge
for a while?

COWBOY
Sir, yes, sir!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

Never under estimate the power of a man on an ether binge!

R.I.P Hunter S. Thompson

love full metal jacket, great movie

Fight Club:

TYLER
Look at the guys in fight club. The strongest and smartest men who have ever lived -- and they're pumping gas and waiting tables; or they're slaves with white collars. Advertising has them chasing cars and clothes. A whole generation working in jobs they hate, just so they can buy shit they don't really need.

spaceballs:

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major Asshole
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
The Crew: YO!!!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes
[Dark Helmet pulls his mask down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing assholes!!

The shawshank redemption is my favorite movie

Here is some great lines from it:

Warden Samuel Norton: I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

Captain Hadley: If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here.

Captain Hadley: What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

Red: Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

good one loopy

"fucking right doggy, thats good cake!" American Wedding

More shawshank quotes:

Captain Hadley: What the Christ is this happy horseshit?
Prisoner: Hey, he took the Lord's name in vain! I'm tellin' the warden!
Captain Hadley: You'll be tellin' the warden about my baton up your ass!

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Fat Ass: I'm not supposed to be here! I want to go home! I want my ma!
Another Prisoner: Yeah, I had your momma, she wasn't that great!

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Fat Ass: I'm not supposed to be here! I want to go home! I want my ma!
Another Prisoner: Yeah, I had your momma, she wasn't that great!

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Red: [narrating] Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so.

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Red: [reading a note left by Andy] Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

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Andy Dufresne: If they ever try to trace any of those accounts, they're gonna end up chasing a figment of my imagination.

Red: Well, I'll be damned. Did I say you were good? Shit, you're a Rembrandt!

Andy Dufresne: Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.

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Red: [narrating] We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been tarring the roof of one of our own houses. We were the lords of all creation. As for Andy - he spent that break hunkered in the shade, a strange little smile on his face, watching us drink his beer.

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Red: [narrating] And that's how it came to pass that on the second-to-last day of the job, the convict crew that tarred the plate factory roof in the spring of forty-nine wound up sitting in a row at ten o'clock in the morning drinking icy cold, Bohemia-style beer, courtesy of the hardest screw that ever walked a turn at Shawshank State Prison.

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Captain Hadley: Drink up while it's cold, ladies.

Red: [narrating] The collosal prick even managed to sound magnanimous.


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this line brings a tear to my eye ... *sniff*

Red: [Narrating] Get busy living, or get busy dying. That's goddamn right. For the second time in my life I'm guilty of committing a crime: Parole Violation. 'Course I doubt they'll toss up any road blocks for that, not for an old crook like me. I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I imagine it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at the start of a long journey, whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border... I hope to see my friend and shake his hand... I hope the pacific is a blue as it has been in my dreams... I hope...

"One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them." Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Spaceballs is a great movie

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?... When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now, You're looking at now sir...Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet:When.
Colonel Sandurz:Just now... We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then?
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz:I can't
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon!
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Technician: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Technician: We've identified their location!
Dark Helmet: Where?
Technician: It's the moon of Vega
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival
Dark Helmet: When?
Technician: Nineteen hundred hours, sir!
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!
Dark Helmet: WHO?!?!
[Face mask falls in front of face]

Marge: I'll just have a cup of coffee.
Bartender: Beer, it is.
Marge: No, I said "coffee".
Bartender: "Beer"?
Marge: [slowly] Coff-ee.
Bartender: Be-er?
Marge: C -- O --
Bartender: B -- E --

It's not a movie quote, but my alltime favourite anyways. From Bart vs. Australia.

And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying: "Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." The Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp,and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and ..."

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thoushalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither countest thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, bereached, then lobbest thou thy holy hand grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.(amen)"
o Armaments, 2:9-21

* With the Holy Grenade
o Arthur:"One...Two...Ah, five..."
o "That's three, sir."

Mega Maid has gone from Suck to blow - Space Balls

My favorites (other than Full Metal Jacket) are from the Silence of the Lambs.

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.'
Catherine Martin: Mister... my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they pay it.
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
[to his dog, Precious]
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!
Catherine Martin: Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that.
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Now it places the lotion in the basket.
Catherine Martin: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It places the lotion in the basket.
Catherine Martin: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
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Or Me, Myself, and Irene:

Hank Evans: Vagiclean," huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?
Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me?
Hank Evans: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this.
[grabs microphone]
Hank Evans: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

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Charlie Baileygates: You had enough?
Little Girl: "I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!
Charlie Baileygates: Wrong answer. And the names Hank, fuckface.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you private?

Private Cowboy (I don't think they really give him a name other than this): SIR, 5'9" SIR!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: 5'9", I didn't know they stacked shit that high, you tryin to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, HUH?!

Private Cowboy: SIR, NO SIR!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress, I think you've been cheated! Where the hell are you from anyway private?

Private Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS SIR!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit, Texas?! Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down... do you suck dicks?

Private Cowboy: SIR, NO SIR!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter-puffer?

Private Cowboy: SIR, NO SIR!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god-damned common courtesy to give him a reach-a-round... I'll be watchin' you!

"Virtuosity"

LINDENMEYER
It was you, wasn't it?

SID 6.7
It was me, what?

LINDENMEYER
You amped the neural connectors
back up, didn't you?
You're the reason the convict died.
You're the reason I got fired!

SID 6.7
I couldn't just let them make you
bring down my degree of difficulty.
I'm a triple-twisting, double back
flip off the high platform, not a
swan dive.

LINDENMEYER
My God...

SID 6.7
Which God would that be, the one
who created me, or the one who
created you?

In your world, the Lord giveth, and
the Lord taketh away. But in my
world, the one who gave me life
doesn't have the balls to stop a
couple of bureaucratic assholes
from taking it away.

Full Metal Jacket is just PACKED with them... up until they go to war, then it kind of goes down hill.

"The Rock"


John Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this?

Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best.

John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.

John Mason: Really?

Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah.