Deadly Radiation, Poop Phones and Florida Zombies S.P.A.M

hah 4k. you sucka.


I spent 20 bucks and now I'm like an important member or something.


But I'm not going to tip these broads,out of principle.

Where's CamgirlX? I'll just dump my tokens to her, since I'll never use them otherwise.

Still trying to finish the 1.75l L of tangueray from last night with no mixer, it's a tough job but I knew it was dangerous going in.

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Originally posted by Notech_The_Abbot

Still trying to finish the 1.75l L of tangueray from last night with no mixer, it's a tough job but I knew it was dangerous going in.

You won't chug the whol thing. No balls.

And dude, gin goes with everyhing. You cjust gotta fucing uiur it in something else.

In college, I mixed bourbon with rum once. You just gotam make due woth wihat it available.

AH shit thatwas strong...
Gah/
*shudder*

Bourbon and Rum huh? I got some cheap vodka so that might do the trick!










Nah! (it don't work.)

I do have so Gatorade so that's next. brb

Nope without lime or so tonic Gin just tastes like shit and fire. Yet surprisingly it still gets the job done.

Yeah, bourbon and rum lol.

I was at my foends party.
It was fnny, cause I was chatting up like 10 girls who weren't 21 at the party. And it got raided by the cops. We were all outside by the garage.

And the cops went storming up the stairs to the aparment. And I was facing the stairs as it happened. And like 5-6 cops ran steaingtr up the stairs to the party. And then the last cop, movie comedy style, backed down the stairs, and turned to face me.
I had a cup full of booze, and like 10 19 year olds behind me.
Ad so the cop had her flashlight on me and i'm thanding there for like 5 seonds. (the girls happen to be just ot of line of sight to the cop.)
And then I raise my cup, and say "cHeers!" and take a drink.
She looks at me for 3-4 seconds. And then heads back up t bust the party.

That's the hiloight of my college careerm lol.
I prevented like 10 MIPs.
Boosh.
Captain fucking 'merica!

Uh oh.

I need to et a lot more alpries to negstve the booze and pillz.
Otheriwsise morningis gonna suvvk!

21? Hm, it's 18 here...

Did someone say tokens?

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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Let's go and say that someone here used to buy shit for the camgirls WBW "sponsors" or whatnot.
Did they get the things that were purchased? And if not, how much of the 3-4 grand that some dude dropped will be credited to this new place?

Good faith and whatnot.

I don't know what this means.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

That's the hiloight of my college careerm lol.
I prevented like 10 MIPs.
Boosh.
Captain fucking 'merica!

needs more sexy sexing.

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Originally posted by CamgirlX

Did someone say tokens?

yah, i got like 2-hundy now that I'll never use. (out of principle, you see)

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Originally posted by CamgirlX

Did someone say tokens?

You're like a seagull on a potato chip.

So I went to bed about 11:30 woke up to find me and the woman having teh sex in our sleep at 2:00 AM...

Strange happenings I tell you...

Not complaining...

Just strange...

Needs to happen more often me thinks, would be less strange that way

Surprise sex is always good.

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

Surprise sex is always good.

Unless it's surprise butt sechs and you're catching instead of pitching

I do not have your worldly experience.