Deadly Radiation, Poop Phones and Florida Zombies S.P.A.M

After a hard days work in 90 degree heat I could use Sara's shweaty ball eating skills.

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[ ] Jimmies not rustled
[X] Jimmies rustled

Only the dead will know peace from this jimmy rustling.

I continually want to touch kanzen's avatar tatas.

I mean seriously, can I get a squeeze? :P

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I continually want to touch kanzen's avatar tatas.

I mean seriously, can I get a squeeze? :P

She rustlin your jimmies?


Hops on the jimmy rustle bandwagon ((poop))

More like squishy in the pants.

I was gonna go out tonight, but then I dropped my phone in the toilet...no one can call/text me, then I fell asleep on my couch, and now I have a major kink in my neck. #firstworldproblems

Wow. Shitty news about the phone is it fucked?



Would you like a boob neck massage?

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

Wow. Shitty news about the phone is it fucked?

I'll find out in the morning. Its "drying" out in rice right now

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Would you like a boob neck massage?

ummmm....that feels good.














...lower

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I'm wearing the same undies as that girl...whatda suppose that means?

Go on.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I was gonna go out tonight, but then I dropped my phone in the toilet...no one can call/text me, then I fell asleep on my couch, and now I have a major kink in my neck. #firstworldproblems

Probably should of fished out the phone before taking a nap on the couch.

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ummmm....that feels good.














...lower

Also, I didn't know about the rice trick. I thought you just took them apart and let them air dry after trying to manually dry. Interesting.

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I'll find out in the morning. Its "drying" out in rice right now

Better be brown rice.. I don't wanna find out your a rice racist.

Maybe if you drop it in flour it'll have the same effect.






Or maybe not. SP should try it and let is know how that goes :P

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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I'll find out in the morning. Its "drying" out in rice right now

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ummmm....that feels good.

You won't eat that rice. No balls.


...Also, ew, you're still gonna use a toilet phone?!
Woman, you know what phones are used for, right? You hold them in your hands to text!
You might as well put your hands in a toilet anytime you touch your phone.

Maybe it was a REALLY clean toilet.





Or she might not mind ass water pressed against her face whilst making calls.

She's gonna hold up pee to her face.

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Also, I didn't know about the rice trick. I thought you just took them apart and let them air dry after trying to manually dry. Interesting.

Its an iphone...so yeah....take apart?

@ Kanzen - you mean...like...I have to touch it?

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...Also, ew, you're still gonna use a toilet phone?!
Woman, you know what phones are used for, right? You hold them in your hands to text!
You might as well put your hands in a toilet anytime you touch your phone.

Clearly this is the next hurdle I have to get past. It was bad enough I had to touch it with my hands. Even if it does work...which I'm doubtful...I'm not sure there's enough bleach in the world to make me ok with this.

Just dump it in bleach. It'll be perfect again.