Deadly Radiation, Poop Phones and Florida Zombies S.P.A.M

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Also, LOZ, why are they making you pay two years worth of taxes in one year? That seems....unfair. Like, it'll be bad enough that you have to pay current taxes on top of past taxes, the least they could do is let you repay it over the original term.

yeah how will you be able to afford your empanadas (or insert other latino-like food) then? :P

im kind of not feeling work today, especially because my other boss seems to be in crazy person mode. at least im not stupid busy with paperwork, finally.

@ EL - cause theyre the govt and they know best....dunno man, thats why im lawyering up. I can live with paying taxes im meant to pay....but they have to be reasonable on how i pay it back. Taking a third of my monthly income, ontop of taxes id be paying normally seems a little harsh to me....specially when its their fuck up...im pretty angry about it, like fucking angry and throw in abit of stress that has kept me awake the last 2 nights.

@ fefe - go play outside...show people your knockers or something, give people something to smile about

im not that type of girl, sir

you could be?
people can be anything they set their mind to..
just takes time and dedication...and you too could be a knocker shower

undoubtedly. id kind of rather be a knocker watcher.


we could make a day of it, what do you say? ill bring the american beer.

you had me...and then you lost me

ill bring the rum?


tequila?


good lord man, what do you want?

for you to bring some more friends?

no problem

thanks for the mental images...
and on that note, im off to bed....old men need sleep

Fefe, take him some Foster's we all know he loves that shit

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Originally posted by DEMO

Fefe, take him some Foster's we all know he loves that shit

yeah ive seen his distaste for that shit.

and ive had to listen to the rants about it. i'll definitely bring it.

If an Aussie waves an "S.M.Y.K" sign, do the girls flash their knees, or their knockers?

some people might not mind, there are some of those odd types with knee fetishes. srsly, google it.




ok. really pandora? so i'm listening to this hiphop/r&b station ive got, and it actually came up with MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This". i can't even make this shiz up. wtf. i felt like i couldnt flip over fast enough to dislike it.

That MC song was a biggie in it's day.





but I'll save the google time on the knees. I guess there's weirder shit out there.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

there are some of those odd types with knee fetishes. srsly, google it.

I've learned there is a fetish for everything. Ones I've learned of lately:

- Painted fingernails
- Bellybutton piercings
- Wenis (the loose skin on your elbow)

Some strange and mysterious unknown cockdouche beat me at Words with Friends.

363 points to 362...

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Some strange and mysterious unknown cockdouche beat me at Words with Friends.

363 points to 362...

More like words with cockdouches.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Some strange and mysterious unknown cockdouche beat me at Words with Friends.

363 points to 362...

If you played words like Cockdouche, maybe you'd have won.