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stop making bangles sad



it's not his fault that cockdouche isnt a valid word on the game :P

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Some strange and mysterious unknown cockdouche beat me at Words with Friends.

363 points to 362...

Cockdouche OWNED YOUR ASS! YEAH!

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my dad heard that clip of punnani when i got a text message

he was walking past my door when it went off and stopped and said "...what?" i just acted stupid and replied "WHAT?!"




i didnt want to go into the 'top bollocks' discussion with him :P

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Cockdouche OWNED YOUR ASS! YEAH!

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Dick.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Dick.

Thats only worth 12 points in WWF....try harder.

i hope you challenged him to a re-match.

Next they should do some heavily oiled up roman style nude wrestling.

For uhh.... The ladies.

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So Rock of Ages and That's My Boy bombed pretty severely.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Next they should do some heavily oiled up roman style nude wrestling.

For uhh.... The ladies.

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It would be hilarious.

Except he might club me over the head with his telephone-pole dick, and i don't think i wanna wrestle anymore.



Also, yeah, Sandler makes huge fucking bombs. But then occasionally gets one right.

You guys ever notice that some days your dick looks a lot bigger than others?

What's up with that?


Or, I guess you could also say, "did you ever notice how some days your dick looks a lot smaller than others?" but I like to be a glass-half-full kind of guy.

lol, just saw this on twitter:


@radleybalko

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Written this before, but a criminal charge for lying to Congress is like a criminal charge for flashing your breasts at a stripper.

I think it's all matter of circulation, temperature and how often you cap. But yeah, I tend to notice mah size fluctuates.

Unless you mean like, in comparison to other penises? Lol

ive never noticed that in particular

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Originally posted by EricLindros

You guys ever notice that some days your dick looks a lot bigger than others?

What's up with that?


Or, I guess you could also say, "did you ever notice how some days your dick looks a lot smaller than others?" but I like to be a glass-half-full kind of guy.

Yeah, it's crazy.

I overcook fish and chicken cause I just never know when they're done...

I don't trust the math.

Overcooked fish tastes shitty lol

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

I overcook fish and chicken cause I just never know when they're done...

I don't trust the math.

Unless I'm baking something in the oven where I can't see it, I always cook by eye. I can see when things re done much more accurately than some dumb set of instructions.


FeFe, maybe the size changes occur on you clitoris. You should keep an eye on it and report back in a week or so

fish in general tastes shitty.

I just ate salmon for dinner.