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I wonder if our members eat lead paint.



Literally created his account today, uploaded that single picture to the BABE QUEUE, and then promptly logged off.

Also, I think Dizzy is cheating the poll results, as soon as the "No" option takes the lead, suddenly it swings to "Yes" with exactly five votes in like seconds.

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As a remedy for that, read this:[Link]

The person who wrote that story should have his A.N.D. keys removed from his keyboard...

looks like my brute

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The first place I lived in after I moved out of my parents place, it was a house and myself and 2 other girls rented it. I wouldn't say it was in a bad part of town, it was kind of a up and coming, almost trendy but not quite part of town, just across the river and bridge from down town. Every day was an adventure there, we'd go out to bar and show up to find a drunk guy sleeping on our doorstep, we had the fire department there (twice) for fires, and the icing on the cake was when an armed fugitive was hiding out in our garden shed. All those crazy and scary things aside, it was some of the funnest time of my life.

I lived in a very similar type of place. It wasn't an up and coming part of town though, It was just a strange neighborhood. My buddy and I were renting the bottom floor of a two story house. The top floor was a large loft with a separate entrance and the bottom floor was a 2/1 with a half bathroom in the laundry room. The house was at the end of a long street with an ocean access canal in the back yard. All the houses on the canal were nicer places. Waterfront property is always valuable even in a crappy neighborhood but the rest of the block was a bunch of multi-unit, section 8 rentals. Every night I'd have to drive through a random war zone of police raids, drug dealers and general crackton-type shenanigans. After Hurricane Wilma hit the entire neighborhood lost power for three weeks. The dude who owned the property would sit out in front of the house in a lawn chair with a machine gun all night. Good times.

I'm a scooter aficionado without the drugs

You ain't scootin' if you ain't cocaine scootin'.

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Really though, there's something horrifically wrong if the guillotine is a more humane way to kill a convict than the method used by the State of Arizona.

Also, we almost all died a few years back:[Link]

But that's all sad/serious shit.

As a remedy for that, read this:[Link]

Weird, last night while my mind was wandering, I jokingly came up with a point to "prove" I'm smart, and that was saying that I laugh at the New Yorker jokes.

More forgotten vials of deadly diseases discovered;
http://science.slashdot.org/story/14/07/17/1919216/more-forgotten-vials-of-deadly-diseases-discovered

New York State proposes sweeping bitcoin regulations;
http://yro.slashdot.org/story/14/07/17/227219/new-york-state-proposes-sweeping-bitcoin-regulations

The FBI is afraid criminals will use Google's driverless cars for freeway shootouts;
http://www.businessinsider.com/fbi-and-google-driverless-cars-2014-7

Blunder of the Day: News thinks video game screenshot is real;
http://www.hardocp.com/news/2014/07/18/blunder_day_news_thinks_video_game_screenshot_real

US agency that 'regulates' Internet service too poor to build a good website;
http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/07/us-agency-that-regulates-internet-service-too-poor-to-build-a-good-website/

AT&T supports a "fast lane" ban as long as it contains a giant loophole;
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/07/att-supports-a-fast-lane-ban-as-long-as-it-has-a-giant-loophole/

Ars editor learns feds have his old IP addresses, full credit card numbers;
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/07/ars-editor-learns-feds-have-his-old-ip-addresses-full-credit-card-numbers/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+arstechnica%2Findex+%28Ars+Technica+-+All+content%29

[redux] Congresswoman bravely stands up for ISP's rights to deliver inferior service with no competition;
http://bgr.com/2014/07/16/chattanooga-tennessee-municipal-broadband/

Retailer threatens critical reviewers on Amazon with "legal trouble";
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/07/retailer-threatens-critical-reviewers-on-amazon-with-legal-trouble/

Woman "Let's God Drive" Car, God immediately runs down guy on motorcycle;
http://www.inquisitr.com/1365065/woman-lets-god-drive-car-anthony-oliveri/

Your Gmail account is fair game for cops or feds, says US judge;
http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2014/07/22/your-gmail-account-is-fair-game-for-cops-or-feds-says-us-judge/

Government agents 'directly involved' in most high-profile US terror plots;
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/21/government-agents-directly-involved-us-terror-plots-report

Texas judge busted for drunk driving pleads for special treatment: 'You are going to ruin my life';
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/texas-judge-busted-drunk-driving-pleads-special-treatment-article-1.1867241

Comcast admits rep was doing "what we trained him to do';
http://www.hardocp.com/news/2014/07/21/comcast_admits_rep_was_doing_what_we_trained_him_to_do

With the fancy colours, I'm beginning to think that Kanzen is a closet Lia fan.

Needs more random bold text.

My day is complete. So many lols.

I, unlike Sir Mix-A-Lot, do not like big butts if the big butt is like the above butt.

So this happened..

http://gawker.com/surgeons-discover-10-year-old-sex-toy-inside-womans-vag-1610124009

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I, unlike Sir Mix-A-Lot, do not like big butts if the big butt is like the above butt.

So you don't get off to women with aberrant growths of gelatinous cellulite?

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So this happened..

[Link]

Eww.

How could you not know that you had a 5 inch sex toy in your vagina for TEN YEARS?!?!?!

I mean...I know when I've been to the beach and have a single grain of sand in my vagina.

10 YEARS!

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So this happened..

[Link]

This caught my eye while looking at the link you provided SP - how does this sort of thing actually happen?!

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How could you not know that you had a 5 inch sex toy in your vagina for TEN YEARS?!?!?!

I mean...I know when I've been to the beach and have a single grain of sand in my vagina.

10 YEARS!

Why have you left a grain of sand in your vagina for 10 years? This seems like a mistake on your part.