Cocaine scooters and whatnot SPAM

My oldest brother has trouble in relationships. Like, he just finalized his fifth divorce and sent this to us to show what he has learned. What a hoot !!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhGrD55cvd0CUqmVg2

You know, red heads, strippers, women named Tiffany.

Great stuff!

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My oldest brother has trouble in relationships. Like, he just finalized his fifth divorce and sent this to us to show what he has learned. What a hoot !!

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Although, five marriages? He's not a quick learner is he?

Ladies, women, Canadians and the Dutch-- Take note.

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Comcast keeps customer on hold until it closes to avoid canceling his service;
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/comcast-keeps-customer-on-hold-until-it-closes-to-avoid-94637033299.html

The one thing you absolutely need to do to get bogus Comcast charges refunded;
https://bgr.com/2014/08/11/why-is-comcast-so-bad-10/

Man documents the return of all of his hardware to Comcast, Comcast still charges him for unreturned hardware;
http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/2dibwq/in_order_to_avoid_comcasts_notorious_unreturned/

Comcast spending $110,000 on award dinner for the current FCC commissioner, doesn't see why anyone thinks that's a problem;
http://consumerist.com/2014/08/12/comcast-spending-110k-on-award-dinner-for-current-fcc-commissioner-doesnt-understand-why-anyone-thinks-thats-a-problem/

Florida man accused of killing his roommate asked Siri where to hide the body;
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/florida-man-accused-of-killing-his-roommate-asked-siri-where-to-hide-the-body-9665437.html

Texas anti-gay leader Jonathan Saenz's ex-wife leaves him for another woman;
http://www.lonestarq.com/texas-values-president-jonathan-saenz-anti-gay-activism-become-personal/

The internet hit 512K BGP routes yesterday, causing widespread network issues;
http://www.cidr-report.org/as2.0/#General_Status

Doctor forced female employee to ‘motorboat’ her breasts before calling the worker a “titty baby”;
http://www.sundayworld.com/top-stories/daily-world/female-doctor-forces-employee-to-motorboat-her-enlarged-breasts

Woman caught trying to smuggle 1.7 kilograms of cocaine in breast implants;
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2014/08/16/woman-caught-trying-smuggle-17-kilos-cocaine-breast-implants

Connie was a Babe. https://www.google.com/search?q=connie+hines&client=safari&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=zgDwU-ztCMOBogT--4CABw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=320&bih=356&dpr=2#facrc=_&imgrc=eMHLOaDKZkZ0dM%253A%3BL_sX-vyLldRQXM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252F[Blacklisted].blogspot.com%252F-bsp5BWTbk6A%252FT7aA7DkWjcI%252FAAAAAAAABsc%252FOq6pFQgfnQ0%252Fs1600%252FConnie-Hines-445063.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fbennypdrinnon.blogspot.com%252F2012%252F10%252Fconnie-hines.html%3B749%3B894

http://bgr.com/2013/08/15/baltimore-comcast-broadband-alternatives/

Ha.

Omuh has a large baguette

I've seen it.

open baguette bb.

It was actually his gf's.

How emasculating that must be.

Bangles be getting a Howa 1500 in 300 Win Mag soon.
He's super excited.

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It was actually his gf's.

How emasculating that must be.

He has a sexy french accent. I'd do him if I was a hot girl who wanted some french baguette.

spam is delicious..

100 tokens, French talking
300 tokens, showing baguette
500 tokens, baguette in mouth!

Well, there's this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVjkE87FDY#action=share

Guaranteed to maintain Portland's weirdness for sure.

Also...if you really want to be annoyed click on the vagina discussion on the sidebar. So lame.

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Well, there's this guy.

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Originally posted by F1098

Also...if you really want to be annoyed click on the vagina discussion on the sidebar. So lame.

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News flash...women hate the word cunt.

both of those people were incredibly annoying

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News flash...women hate the word cunt.