Ask Me About being EL.

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Originally posted by UnlikelyHero

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Jack, because he's probably one of the most hypocritical douchebags I've come across. I know he doesn't technically sign on here anymore, but since he stays informed about the conversations here, he gets to make the list. Bitch can dish out the criticism like it's his job but acts like you ran over his mother walking his dog with a steamroller when you actually get him back with merit.

How does it feel to still be crying like a little bitch three months after you were banned from a forum that you claimed to hate so much.. but still you cry to whomever will listen? And if by "getting him back with merit" you mean "creating a shitty cookie cutter blog that no one read or commented on" getting me back - hoo-boy - you are a killer! I had a good laugh many times when I stopped by to see what was going on once in a while and saw you still flying that pity flag in your signature.

How does it feel to be so petty that you'll still take shots at someone that rarely even comes here anymore and hasnt posted in months - someone who is an adult and had let this shit go months ago.. in fact.. who had moved on right after it happened?

I'll answer your thread question for you, so sad sack of shit - How does it feel to be EricLindros? Pretty damn worthless.

This is Jack by the way - providing you with something else to fill your little blog about that no one reads for the next few months. Your little baiting comment brought me by, just like you wanted - so here is the attention you so badly need to feel validated.

Get a life, dude - and I'm glad I had such a profound effect on you that you are still making comments about me months later.

Did you just give your true identity away in the second paragraph?

@Xandar: Yeah, I did. I'm not a very good secret identity having superhero. That, and I cant remember my password to my "Jack" account and forget where I wrote it down.

Also, I'm glad DarthSocal still thinks he's funny - someone has to.

These kinds of ego stroking bullshit threads by the same three or four people are one of the main reasons this community lost most of the people that were actually worth talking to.

Who gives a shit what its like to be someone on a porn forum? I mean, really?

Anyway, I'm going back to not posting and probably not visiting, so game on. I'm sure EricLindros will have this long boring triad about how awesome he thinks he is and how we should all envy him and blah blah fucking blah. I'm out.

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Originally posted by TickLes

Whats all that hanging all over it?

EL - If you died today, whats your net worth?

I don't knwo what's hanging all over it.

Between $100,000-200,000. But most of that is not liquid. BTW, if was probably a few thousand more before the market opened this morning.

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Originally posted by cooper.

Do you prefer cucumber's or sweet potatoes?

Cucumbers. Sweet potatoes are too mushy and yucky.

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Originally posted by RumDum

Would you like a picture of Billy Joels house that I took this morning just for you.. ,, srsly

No. I just like the dude's music. I don't stalk him.

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Originally posted by RumDum

Britney or Christina (at there hottest)

Jolie or Aniston

Anna Kournikova or Maria Sherapova

Natalie Gulbis or Paula Kreamer

Biel or Alba

Honda or Billy Joel

What would Tyler Durden do

At their hottest, probably Britney. Now Christina.

Jolie, and it's not close.

Sharapova

Gulbis

Biel

Billy Joel. If I pick Honda Billy Joel might drive over to my house to yell at me, but with the way he drives he'd probably end up parking his car in my living room, and I can't have that.

His name is Robert Paulson

So, Billy Joel fans like his music, but prefer young attractive men?

What's the farthest distance you've ever walked?

Do you find film of bears catching salmon as amusing as I do?(bears catching salmon rates 10/10 with me)

Fresh garlic?

Ever punch an animal?

What Audi do you drive?
(C'mon RS4!)

Will this itch go away?

Are the Flyers still your favorite team?

If you could have 1 animal as a pet, what would it be?

Any tattoos or piercings?

If you were a woodchuck and could chuck wood, how much wood would you chuck?

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Originally posted by UnlikelyHero

@Xandar: Yeah, I did. I'm not a very good secret identity having superhero. That, and I cant remember my password to my "Jack" account and forget where I wrote it down.

Also, I'm glad DarthSocal still thinks he's funny - someone has to.

These kinds of ego stroking bullshit threads by the same three or four people are one of the main reasons this community lost most of the people that were actually worth talking to.

Who gives a shit what its like to be someone on a porn forum? I mean, really?

Anyway, I'm going back to not posting and probably not visiting, so game on. I'm sure EricLindros will have this long boring triad about how awesome he thinks he is and how we should all envy him and blah blah fucking blah. I'm out.

1. What, you can't click the Forgot Password button to get a new one issued?
2. I don't give a shit if you don't think I'm funny or not.
3. I found these interesting...

"These kinds of ego stroking bullshit threads by the same three or four people are one of the main reasons this community lost most of the people that were actually worth talking to."
"Who gives a shit what its like to be someone on a porn forum? I mean, really?"

These coming from someone that started his own gang at WBW. Like you're some kind of cool rebel. The gayfos or prepubescentfos or whatever they hell you called it...

You seem to like to criticize people for socializing and cracking jokes... But you did the same things for years here at WBW. You have a problem with EL posting something you didn't like at your site. Fine, whatever. But it seems you can't let that go, to the point where you're signing in with a secondary account to harass EL, here at WBW.

You don't want to be here, fine, leave. But then don't come back after every time someone posts something about you. Which is odd, you say you don't come here anymore, but within hours of EL making a comment about not liking you, you're all over this thread. Since you don't come here anymore, I don't expect a flaming response for days or months. But my guess is it will be minutes or hours...

If you do want to be here, that's fine by me too. Just stop acting like you're better than everyone else. That's always been what gets you into trouble.

EL- I know you didn't answer my first question. But I do have another, how many screen names does "Jack" have and and did he create them before or after he started bitching about spoofs?

New questions:

How did it feel losing to me in your own sport (well at least in the fantasy world)?
Do you really expect your baseball team to stay at the top for long?
Are fireworks legal where you live (almost entirely banned in So Cal, fucking bullshit)?

Have you ever made love to a piece of fruit?

Have you ever had to see a doctor due to extreme constipation?

Have you ever suffered from erectile dysfunction?

Do you believe a person can be hypnotized? If so, have you?

If you knew there was a bomb under Sarah Jessica Parkers car, and had the ability to stop it from going off...but it would cost you the use of your right arm.....would you do it?

If you found out Marissa Miller was a man....would it be some kind of crying game scenario?

Do you know how to sew or knit?

When was the last time you went out for dinner with more than 3 people?

When was the last time you went on a date?

What brand are your shoes?

Do you/have you ever taken naked pictures of yourself?

If given the option between life in prison, or castration and a permanent driving ban...which would you choose?

Are you right or left handed?

Do you smoke?

Do you wear any kind of corrective eye glasses?

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Originally posted by DarthSocal

1. What, you can't click the Forgot Password button to get a new one issued?

But it seems you can't let that go, to the point where you're signing in with a secondary account to harass EL, here at WBW.

You are obviously fucking high on goofballs or something, so I'm going to spell it out for you.

1. No, it was not worth going through the trouble when I had a secondary account name and password already in my head, and I came out and said who I was so there would be no confusion - 'specially not to respond to some man-crush having weirdo.

And as for your second point: What the hell are you talking about? I was minding my own business leaving everyone on this forum alone until I get called various names because one crybaby cant grow up and move on. If you see someone talking shit randomly about you for no reason and yet again dredging up an issue that was put to rest in your own mind months ago just for attention and to try to tread on your name - you'd respond. Don't give me that shit. In fact, I knew it was only a matter of time until I was brought up, because Lindros just cant seem to get me out of his mind and act like a god damn man about things.

Anyway, this will be the last time I post here, as retardation is still running rampant and most of the people here that are awesome still post on both forums anyway (other than Fefe and Diz - still awesome) so I really don't need to be. Good day.

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Originally posted by UnlikelyHero

(other than Fefe - still awesome)

Yeah, for someone that can't hang.

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lol, thanks for the 1 vote on the thread jack. oh, wait, you left so you won't read this. BWAHAHAEAHA. That's a good one.

For everyone who isn't a flaming hypocritical douchebag, I'll answer the questions that I haven't after I eat some delicious tortellinis for dinner.

I posted more questions... yet they're deleted? ...hmmmm

(( now to remember what they were: ))

physical fight or verbal fight?

punch Jack in the face or kick him in the balls?

Poodle, really? Not something like a freakin' Great Dane or even a Goldendoodle (which is part poddle, just, in my opinion, a thousand time cuter/more awesome...)?

corn on the cob or off?

ice cream or italian ice?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

His name is Robert Paulson

I just watched that the other night..

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I'll answer the questions that I haven't after I eat some delicious tortellinis for dinner.

How long will this take?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

lol, I'll answer the questions that I haven't after I eat some delicious penis for dinner.

i knew it

*fixed *

my question is

what is the most embarrassing moment in your life ever ???

Nice one retard

Do you think yourself and UnlikelyHero will ever see eye to eye?