Ask Me About being EL.

I'm bored and narcissistic. The result of that is this thread.

The point is simple. You can ask me anything and I shall answer.

The Rules:

I have to answer truthfully.
I will only answer questions.
I won't answer anything that I consider vital information (Home address, social security #, Checking Acct #s, etc.)


Fire away.

Oh yeah, this will end well. Hell, I even think you're an okay guy and I can't resist.

Okay, Eric, what's it like to take it in the ass while sucking off another guy?

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Originally posted by Tarquin

Okay, Eric, what's it like to take it in the ass while sucking off another guy?

Dunno. Never experienced that delightful scenario.


Next question!

Eric, why did you lie in your answer about the first question?

Clever question, but I did not lie when I said I have never been the cross-ties in an all-male eiffel tower.

Eric, why do you continue to lie in this thread?

Eric, what's it like to be one of the three most awesome and sexy people on WBW?

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Eric, why do you continue to lie in this thread?

I have yet to tell a lie in this thread.

Perhaps the more pressing question is why do you find it necessary to project me into gay sex scenarios?

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Eric, what's it like to be one of the three most awesome and sexy people on WBW?

It's pretty damn cool, to be honest. I imagine the feeling is similar to what Sir Edmund Hillary felt when he reached the peak of Everest with his sherpa buddy. Although, I would venture that, at least up until that point in time, 700,000+ people hadn't attempted to climb to the summit of Everest, so my accomplishment is somewhat more prestigious.

How often do you masturbate?

... not that it keeps me up at night, but I noticed this type of embarrassing question wasn't precluded

If you woke up as a woman, what is the first thing you would do?

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Originally posted by Dakkon76

How often do you masturbate?

... not that it keeps me up at night, but I noticed this type of embarrassing question wasn't precluded

On average, probably about 1½ times a week.

And I bet it does keep you up at night. Everyone wants to know the 'dros's carrot-waxing statistics, do they not?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

If you woke up as a woman, what is the first thing you would do?

If my mind was still that of a dude, I'd probably check out my tits and pussy for a while. Like, say, 5 years or so.

If my mind was now that of a chick, I'd probably cry, whine about some nonsense, wonder if my ass was too big, contemplate why there are no 'good guys' out there despite me being a bitchy broad who goes after bad-boy types who couldn't give a shit about me, etc. That kind of stuff, I think. Then I'd go to the shower and be in there for like 3 hours and then put on some makeup and about 12 different smelly gels, sprays, and lotions.

Wait...
You'll answer any question?

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Originally posted by 4tookerplace

Wait...
You'll answer any question?

Almost so long as it's within the rules I set up at the beginning of the thread, yes.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

If my mind was now that of a chick, I'd probably cry, whine about some nonsense, wonder if my ass was too big, contemplate why there are no 'good guys' out there despite me being a bitchy broad who goes after bad-boy types who couldn't give a shit about me, etc. That kind of stuff, I think. Then I'd go to the shower and be in there for like 3 hours and then put on some makeup and about 12 different smelly gels, sprays, and lotions.

how very kind of you to have such a stereotype of women on the whole

*storms out*

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Originally posted by teasertina

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how very kind of you to have such a stereotype of women on the whole

*storms out*

that's not a question!

Any question, really?

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Originally posted by teasertina

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how very kind of you to have such a stereotype of women on the whole

I know, it's outrageous...he didn't even manage to work in what terrible drivers and video game players women are.



If you were to ever sleep with a man....who is well know to the public, who would it be..and why?

Have you ever fantasized about being with one or more crew members?

(Honda wanted me to ask)

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Originally posted by 4tookerplace

Any question, really?

As long as it's within the rules, yes.