Ask Me About being EL.

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Originally posted by tequila64

i knew i would make the list but it make you feel any better know hard feelings asshole

not a question

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Originally posted by ItsaPinkMoon

early riser or night owl?

sex and then bed or morning sex?

beach vacation or mountain hiking?

comedy or drama?

eh?

Night owl, and it's not even close.

Sex then bed. I like to sleep in...if I can get an extra 20 minutes of sleep, I'm going to.

Beach vacation. I've never been a big camper type person, so give me a nice beach house rental and I'm good to go. No shitting in the bushes and wiping your ass with a rock only to get eaten by a bear or some shit like that.

Depends on the mood. There are more decent dramas than good comedies, but a good comedy can be timeless...so I guess I'll go with comedy, but it's close. Good question.


Hrm.

Tastes great or less filling?

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Originally posted by Orion2k

Tastes great or less filling?

Tastes great. Only a vaginadouchesuckle kind of guy worries about the caloric content of his alcohol.


THIS MEANS YOU, YOU COCKKNOCKERS WHO GO TO THE BARS I'M AT AND ORDER A MICHELOB ULTRA!

Do you believe in ghosts?

What is your favorite flavor?

What is the most disturbing type of porn you have?

How many times a day, on average do you use the word "can't"?

What is the shortest period between when you met a girl, and were having sex with her?

Have you ever planned a murder? If so, how far into the planning did you get? ie: random thoughts, written plans...shovel and plastic bags in trunk?

Trifecta!

Do you think Honda should complete the super awesome thread idea, and make his own "Ask Me About being EL" thread?

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Trifecta!

Do you think Honda should complete the super awesome thread idea, and make his own "Ask Me About being EL" thread?

*waits on the edge of his seat*

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Trifecta!

Do you think Honda should complete the super awesome thread idea, and make his own "Ask Me About being EL" thread?

Yes, but he should wait until our threads calm down a bit. Too much awesomeness in one sitting will just blow people away. It'll be intimidating, in fact, and we don't want to discourage participation.

*moves slightly moreso towards the center of his seat*

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Do you believe in ghosts?

No

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Originally posted by Honda_X

What is your favorite flavor?

Kiwi-strawberry, I think. Closely followed by Dr. Pepper flavor.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

What is the most disturbing type of porn you have?

Hrm. That I've ever had, I think was this dude like beating up this chick, and she was literally crying. That was a bad torrent download...like Max Hardcore or something, but for real.

That is currently on my HD I think would be this one where some dude busts a nut in this one chick's ass, she has it run out so this other chick catches the poo-jizz cocktail in her mouth and then takes it and spits it back into the first girl's ass. I was like, "Woah, not classy at all" when I saw that.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

How many times a day, on average do you use the word "can't"?

? Maybe 5? Never really counted, so that's just a shot in the dark.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

What is the shortest period between when you met a girl, and were having sex with her?

~ 1.5 hours.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Have you ever planned a murder? If so, how far into the planning did you get? ie: random thoughts, written plans...shovel and plastic bags in trunk?

No, but you have to have certain things in the back of your mind...like if you were to kill someone you'd have to do it spontaneously because if it looked like it were planned out you'd get first or 2nd degree charges, whereas if it were something spontaneous, or even, say self-defensive, then you aren't going to get in as much trouble...that is provided you leave a body around.

But I have thought about robbing some places or something. I figure I deserve some of that loot more than they do, but I'm not desperate enough to do it. I mean, if I didn't have any money or anything, maybe, but I do, so the risk/reward ratio is way too high.

Why'd you choose the name EricLindros?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Where are you really from? (I'm guessing it's not Heard Island and MacDonald Islands if you know Eric Lindros)

What do you think of people who come here and don't post?

Have you ever bought a membership to a pornographic site (not including this one) and if so which one was the best?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

*moves slightly moreso towards the center of his seat*

Have you ever eaten at Taco Bell? If so, did it wreak havoc on your stomach?

Have you ever owned, or worn a pink shirt?

Do you have any heroes? If so..who?
(Note: No Hayden Panettiere or Tucker Max)

When was the last time you publicly humiliated someone? Who was it? Why?

Have you ever played Guitar Hero?

If you could go back in time, what year would you wind up? (I love this kind of shit...)

running or walking?

cat or dog?

music or movie? read or watch tv?

hot or cute?

inside or out?

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Originally posted by CatBack

Why'd you choose the name EricLindros?

Because when I started signing up for things on the internet, I didn't use my real name, and at the time Eric Lindros was the best player on my favorite team, so I just went with that....and for the sake of continuity, i continue to do so.

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Originally posted by CatBack

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

17

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Originally posted by CatBack

Where are you really from? (I'm guessing it's not Heard Island and MacDonald Islands if you know Eric Lindros)

Eastern Pennsylvania

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Originally posted by CatBack

What do you think of people who come here and don't post?

They're missing out. But I understand it. The whole "posting" crowd can be intimidating at times. Hell, I lurked around here wihtout posting for almost a year or something.

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Originally posted by CatBack

Have you ever bought a membership to a pornographic site (not including this one) and if so which one was the best?

Other than WBW, no. I bought one here a few times, but that doesn't count. I also apparently PAID for a membership to BangBros, but that was because some assfuck at Penn State took my credit card number that I had given them for a transcript transfer fee and used it on some bullshit stuff...Bang Bros., Facebook (didn't even know you could buy shit there) and Skype. I had a good chat with the bank after that.

I have paid to go into strip clubs and stuff, but that's not the same.

Fuckers:

Those assbags.

You should have rolled down there with your glock, and ruined some mother fuckers.

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If you could go back in time, what year would you wind up?

I would wind up my watch. bwa. And then they would burn me for having such a newfangled device. I'd go to ancient Rome. Teach them all kinds of things they could only imagine! I would set the course of human evolution ahead thousands of years!! I would teach the women to shaveth-their-pubeth-areum for the good of all kind, for generations to come, and I will be spoken about in books and texts today, as the great philosopher-king EricusLindrossius!

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Have you ever eaten at Taco Bell? If so, did it wreak havoc on your stomach?

Yes, I think one time in the last 10 years or so, and I have to say, it didn't wreck my stomach nearly as much as it wrecked my toilet bowl.

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Originally posted by Honda

Have you ever owned, or worn a pink shirt?

I owned a red shirt once. That shirt someehow made it's way into the white laundry. Luckly it was a small load, so I had some socks tinted pink, a freaking pinkish bedsheet (but i kept it because who cares) and a pink shirt got in there too. But I, fortunately, did not wear it.

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Originally posted by Honda

Do you have any heroes? If so..who?
(Note: No Hayden Panettiere or Tucker Max)

Damn, took away my first answer to that question. If this was 1990 I'd say Eddie Murphy, but, well, you know. I'm thinking Donald Trump. Ok, he looks like a fool, however, he's always had a rotating harem of really damn hot girls, he freaking owns the Ms. Universe pageant, he's filthy rich, which helps with the girls, got all kinds of sweet apartments and houses all over the world and pretty much tells people off to their faces (and he's been doing that long before that dumb television show he was on was on.)

But I did want to go with Tucker first.

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Originally posted by Honda

When was the last time you publicly humiliated someone? Who was it? Why?

Probably mocking my 15 year old sister for something stupid she had done. Oh, the other day we were at a drugstore, and she's looking for like shaving stuff (i dunwannakonw) anyway, further down the isle are those fake perfumes, the ones that are supposed to smell like designer ones, so i'm like spraying them sorta in the air, just to kill time and see what a rip off version of the cologne that I acutually wear smells like...if its too good I may have to sabotage the knock off bottle.....anyway....she comes walkin down the aisle liek she's ready to go so I'm like ok....BLAM BLAM two shots of some kind of stinky perfumey smell right on the boob-area. It looked like she was lactating or something. Then she's got to make her way out of the stote like that. It was sweet! I RULE>

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Originally posted by honda

Have you ever played Guitar Hero?

Yea, a couple times. I was pretty good at it for a little....then we left the dude's house who had it so it went bye bye.

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Originally posted by ItsaPinkMoon

running or walking?

Running gets me there faster. I've got a cool walk that I use when I need that too, but generally, when I'm going somewhere or generally want to get a workout or something I'll get my jog on.

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Originally posted by ItsaPinkMoon

cat or dog?

Dog. Dalmatian & Poodle* *standard, not miniature-foofy type

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Originally posted by ItsaPinkMoon

music or movie? read or watch tv?

Early Day music & read. Most reading stops, however, during Market hours 9:30-400 monday-friday. Evenings TV or Movie. Then read going to bed

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hot or cute?

ME? Yes. Preference? Neither is bad, but Hot is a little bit more intriguing...and problematic too, but that's what ya get when you like those kinds of girls I guess.

I hope that answered that quesion. I wasn't really sure who you were referring to with those options.

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inside or out?

In, if that's cool with you.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Those assbags.

You should have rolled down there with your glock, and ruined some mother fuckers.

nah, hell, the drive up there woudl have cost more than 39.99 anyway.