Ask Me About being EL.

Is your sister attractive? If yes..is she single?

Have you ever tried to stop time using your mind?

In a zombie outbreak, what is your weapon of choice?

What is your favorite song?

Did you, or are you following any "fads"?

Who is the person you talk to most frequently on the phone?

Have you ever had an STD?

Have you ever watched "Hannah Montana" or "One Tree Hill"?

How tall are you?

Do you prefer baths or showers?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Is your sister attractive? If yes..is she single?

By dumb high-school standards, I guess. She's got a different dad than I do, so she didn't inherit 100% awesomeness, just big boobs.

I do not know the first thing about her social life. It's a closely guarded secret. Her phonecalls are taken outside of the house, for privacy, you see.

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Have you ever tried to stop time using your mind?

Yes. Marginally unsuccessful.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

In a zombie outbreak, what is your weapon of choice?

Flamethrower. Everything burns, dead or alive.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

What is your favorite song?

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Did you, or are you following any "fads"?

Not so much. In elementary school I had a haircut with a "tail." I guess that was kind of a white-trashy fad, but I was like 12 so what the shit did I know.

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Who is the person you talk to most frequently on the phone?

Probaby my sister because seh's alywas calling to ask for me to pick her up something or take her to a friend's house or something equally mundane and boring.

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Have you ever had an STD?

No, but I got scared one time that sent my ass to the doctor. That was like the best doctors office visit ever. I wanted to buy that dude a drink when I was leaving. None of the herp for me! Fucking banged a chick with the Herp....of course, this infomration I find out after the fucking fact, someone at work is like, pssst. hey, you know she has the herp? me: NO!! her: oh yeah, me; HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS SHIT!! WHY WAS I NOT MADE AWARE@!@@>>??? her: "oh, yeah, she takes valtrex and i've seen her take it so it's true... Me: (gulp) ZOINKS! Call up doc for a penis appointment. (this is where that contemplation of murder question relates, btw)

That fucking incident has probably stopped, being conservatively, 5 to 10 women from getting a night with the EL EQuipment. That's no damn joke.


EricLindros PSA #2 for TODAY
Wrap it up kidddies, yes, wrap it up. And you know what your PE teachers don't tell you about that? Yeah, they don't tell you that evven if it IS wrapped up you can still get burnt. And when you know that, and then you go bang a chick with a jimmy on and then someone comes out and tells you that the one you was wit has got the herp, you be like ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Have you ever watched "Hannah Montana" or "One Tree Hill"?

It's been on in my house, I have heard it on in other rooms, but I've never watched any of those shows.

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How tall are you?

6 Feet of manliness. Actually more like 5'11" and 3/4 naked at the doctors office, so, I'm just rounding up a quarter inch for socks, shoes, non-shrinkage, stuff like that.

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Do you prefer baths or showers?

Showers. Quicker. And I don't fucking fit in bathtubs proberly. All fucking knees popping up and out of the water and whatnot. Ricidulous. I think if I fit in a tub I might be inclined to like baths more. Perhaps I may never know.

What's the largest thing you've ever broken with your bare hands?

Do you own steel toe boots?

Do you enjoy a fine cigar from time to time?

Can you kill what you eat?

Do (did) you keep your text books or sell them back?

Billy Joel....are you fucking kidding?

What in the hell happened here?


Also, big boobs are awesome enough.

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What in the hell happened here?

Also, big boobs are awesome enough.

Yeah, Firefox shut the fuck down on me by accident. Gay.

Also, yeah, they're great unless they're on your sister. I'm like in the bathroom and she's leaving her bras all over the place and I'm like "Yo, WTF, my whole head could fit in this thing!" she didn't think it was funny. serves her right for leaving her dirty shit all over the bathroom. bitch.

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I'm like in the bathroom and she's leaving her bras all over the place and I'm like "Yo, WTF, my whole head could fit in this thing!"

....God damnit.

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she didn't think it was funny. serves her right for leaving her dirty shit all over the bathroom. bitch.

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What's the largest thing you've ever broken with your bare hands?

A guy's collarbone, if we're talking just hands.

My Jeep Grand Cherokee + an Plumbin Box Truck (both totalled) by my hand, but I don't think you meant it that way.

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Do you own steel toe boots?

It's possible, but I really don't think so.

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Do you enjoy a fine cigar from time to time?

A Stoagie? Sure!

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Can you kill what you eat?

Yes, I can. Just today I took a step out on my back porch, swung left, crouched down, and SNATCHED THAT CUCUMBER right off the damn vine. It never saw me coming. I've caught fish in the past and stuff too, but I find it's much more efficient just to head on down to the local Wegmans. They have all kinds of dead stuff for you to pick over!

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Do (did) you keep your text books or sell them back?

I keep some of the ones that might hold some value. For example, I've kept most of my biology books, while my mandatory Theology course books are going to be sent away to a better home. For money.

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Billy Joel....are you fucking kidding?

No. I was thinking Sinatra, but I couldn't come up with just ONE that would count as my favorite, and Piano Man is pretty balla. I mean, you can't hate on teh piano man.

Billy Joel is the shit..


...He's almost as awesome as Rod Stewart.


























I know that sounds like I'm trying to be funny, but that comment is entirely true.

damn, now I want a cucumber...we let wild rabbits eat every thing out of our garden, it's nice to watch...

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damn, now I want a cucumber...we let wild rabbits eat every thing out of our garden, it's nice to watch...

That sounds like a complete waste of time..


Just catch the rabbit, and then fry it up.. it'll taste like delicious fresh produce.

mmmmmmmmmmm.... hasenfeffer.

Do you prefer cucumber's or sweet potatoes?

Would you like a picture of Billy Joels house that I took this morning just for you.. ,, srsly

Whats all that hanging all over it?

EL - If you died today, whats your net worth?

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Whats all that hanging all over it?

EL - If you died today, whats your net worth?

Is EL suppose to answer both of those questions..

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Jack, because he's probably one of the most hypocritical douchebags I've come across. I know he doesn't technically sign on here anymore, but since he stays informed about the conversations here, he gets to make the list. Bitch can dish out the criticism like it's his job but acts like you ran over his mother walking his dog with a steamroller when you actually get him back with merit.

How does it feel to still be crying like a little bitch three months after you were banned from a forum that you claimed to hate so much.. but still you cry to whomever will listen? And if by "getting him back with merit" you mean "creating a shitty cookie cutter blog that no one read or commented on" getting me back - hoo-boy - you are a killer! I had a good laugh many times when I stopped by to see what was going on once in a while and saw you still flying that pity flag in your signature.

How does it feel to be so petty that you'll still take shots at someone that rarely even comes here anymore and hasnt posted in months - someone who is an adult and had let this shit go months ago.. in fact.. who had moved on right after it happened?

I'll answer your thread question for you, so sad sack of shit - How does it feel to be EricLindros? Pretty damn worthless.

This is Jack by the way - providing you with something else to fill your little blog about that no one reads for the next few months. Your little baiting comment brought me by, just like you wanted - so here is the attention you so badly need to feel validated.

Get a life, dude - and I'm glad I had such a profound effect on you that you are still making comments about me months later.

Britney or Christina (at there hottest)

Jolie or Aniston

Anna Kournikova or Maria Sherapova

Natalie Gulbis or Paula Kreamer

Biel or Alba

Honda or Billy Joel

What would Tyler Durden do

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By dumb high-school standards, I guess. She's got a different dad than I do, so she didn't inherit 100% awesomeness, just big boobs.

I do not know the first thing about her social life. It's a closely guarded secret. Her phonecalls are taken outside of the house, for privacy, you see.

Pics. Also, elaborate.

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Jack, because he's probably one of the most hypocritical douchebags I've come across. I know he doesn't technically sign on here anymore, but since he stays informed about the conversations here, he gets to make the list. Bitch can dish out the criticism like it's his job but acts like you ran over his mother walking his dog with a steamroller when you actually get him back with merit.

How does it feel to still be crying like a little bitch three months after you were banned from a forum that you claimed to hate so much.. but still you cry to whomever will listen? And if by "getting him back with merit" you mean "creating a shitty cookie cutter blog that no one read or commented on" getting me back - hoo-boy - you are a killer! I had a good laugh many times when I stopped by to see what was going on once in a while and saw you still flying that pity flag in your signature.

How does it feel to be so petty that you'll still take shots at someone that rarely even comes here anymore and hasnt posted in months - someone who is an adult and had let this shit go months ago.. in fact.. who had moved on right after it happened?

I'll answer your thread question for you, so sad sack of shit - How does it feel to be EricLindros? Pretty damn worthless.

This is Jack by the way - providing you with something else to fill your little blog about that no one reads for the next few months. Your little baiting comment brought me by, just like you wanted - so here is the attention you so badly need to feel validated.

Get a life, dude - and I'm glad I had such a profound effect on you that you are still making comments about me months later.

I have a question EL:

1. Why does Jack have a period? Further, why does he have his period every time he posts?

Why aren't you as cool as Honda?




sorry if the question was asked, but I didn't read the whole thread