"YOLO" so sing show tunes, adopt a baby, and screw up someones life "SPAM"

I've lost muscle, gained fat, my blood pressure is a solid 30 points higher than it used to be, and my pulse rests at 68.

I think I'm dying. There's no other explanation. Bangles is not long for this world.

So...um....I guess this can happen: http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer

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Why didn't he pick it up instead of dropping the other one ?

There's a cloth/rope loop that you hold onto on those things, and I think that broke which means there's really no way to hold it and do a cymbal smash (what I like to call it) without that loop.

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So...um....I guess this can happen:[Link]

Yeah, it wasn't years of smoking. It was vagina.

Yeah, when I say "this can happen" I mean, "guy who smokes for years can blame his cancer on eating vag and apparently have people take him seriously enough to write about it instead of laughing in his face like the tool he is"

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There's a cloth/rope loop that you hold onto on those things, and I think that broke which means there's really no way to hold it and do a cymbal smash (what I like to call it) without that loop.

Oh ok thanks for the info ^^

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Yeah, when I say "this can happen" I mean, "guy who smokes for years can blame his cancer on eating vag and apparently have people take him seriously enough to write about it instead of laughing in his face like the tool he is"

Actually, Papillomaviridae can cause throat cancer like they are often responsible of uterus cancer. But you obviously can't blame all on one factor when you talk about cancer.

A tongue what?

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gets checked for throat cancer

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gets checked for throat cancer

All the cancers.

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Actually, Papillomaviridae can cause throat cancer like they are often responsible of uterus cancer. But you obviously can't blame all on one factor when you talk about cancer.

Yes, I agree with all this, and there are strains of HPV that can definitely cause throat cancer.

I'm saying I don't agree that's what Douglas had, because if you're worried about your public image it's much better for your persona if you say, "YEAH I GOT CANCER FROM TOO MANY VAGINAS IN MY FACE, Y'ALL" rather than, "I did this to myself by smoking lots of cigs and cigars"

I mean, it's possible it's the other way, but it's really weird for him to reveal all that and I think he's a fibber.

I think all this was said tongue in cheek, no ?

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Yes, I agree with all this, and there are strains of HPV that can definitely cause throat cancer.

I'm saying I don't agree that's what Douglas had, because if you're worried about your public image it's much better for your persona if you say, "YEAH I GOT CANCER FROM TOO MANY VAGINAS IN MY FACE, Y'ALL" rather than, "I did this to myself by smoking lots of cigs and cigars"

I mean, it's possible it's the other way, but it's really weird for him to reveal all that and I think he's a fibber.

Like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, the world will never know.

The wise old owl already told you, it takes 3 licks l

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gets checked for throat cancer

Truth be told, I've contracted throat cancer from this site a few times.

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Truth be told, I've contracted throat cancer from this site a few times.

That's because you lick it too much.

Erm, I mean like it.

More newscaster fun:

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Damn....Nicole is a bitch.

Oh completely !

I think Carol's quip about Nicole drinking sounds spot on. That Nicole needs to someone to whip that beauty queen attitude outta her. Humble pie is in order.

Speaking of people in need of some humble pie: http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/13/06/new-government-documents-show-the-sean-parker-wedding-is-the-perfect-parable-for-silicon-valley-excess/276521/

"I want to have my wedding in Big Sur, in the majestic old growth forest under the centuries old redwoods. Except, let's build some fake castle ruins and shit in there, because actual, real-life nature isn't fairy-tale-ish enough for me" - A douche.