"YOLO" so sing show tunes, adopt a baby, and screw up someones life "SPAM"

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

if I threw in some masturbation and shit... Good lord, that's easily a car payment a month. I'm not greedy...

Where can I sell my smile and my penis for tokens? Cause I'll do it.

www.MyNotsofreeSmile.com

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Where can I sell my smile and my penis for tokens? Cause I'll do it.

I believe I'll already told you this several times. lol

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Originally posted by jenngurl23

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Lol, do straight girls pay for that? You may get a fair number of guys coughing up moola for it though

This was the 2nd part of what I told Bangles.

I've been sick.

This is a terrible development, with all the fever and broken throat and whatnot.

You should get better.

Sorry to hear EL. My weekend was supposed to be super good ( what with opening all of your fabulous birthday presents and such) but my body decided to attack me and no presents showed up...poor me. And you.

Feel better.

No presents? !

Nope. Not a one from you guys despite about a six week notice. ( Quick calculation....note to all..... let's see, there are only 363 more shopping days until my birthday.)

But today is my GF's birthday. Which is pretty convenient for celebrations and such. Just wish I felt better.

I'm destroying potato chips right now. They never had a chance.

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Originally posted by hydrahead

I'm destroying potato chips right now. They never had a chance.

What did they "ever do to you...

You big meany head

I just went nuts on some almonds!

Throat status: still being a jerk.

So I stumbled upon a part of the internet that I would of been better off not knowing about. It's weird what a gifsauce search will lead.

Personally, I think [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opiMHTaUEaA#t=60sec[/youtube] handled that like a fucking champion.

Skip to about 1 minute in, if you're a fucking Pinko Commie bastard.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Personally, I think [Youtube] handled that like a fucking champion.

Why didn't he pick it up instead of dropping the other one ?

* Skips to about 1 minute in *

I'm totally confused