Throw something at the next poster! phase 2

uses world record to impress the ladies..

Throws used condoms

catches used condoms and takes love juice to the sperm bank and is paid rewardingly for it...

throws sales receipt

catches sales receipt - throws rage

catches rage, go on seven hour rampage through New York destroying all in my path.

Throws Statue of Liberty

catches Liberty throws freedom

uses freedom on jailed relative, throws murder

avoids murder, after spotting the murderer in a mirror.

throws mirror

Catches mirror and admires myself, decided i am quite ugly really and start crying

Throws Tears

catches tears - tell Punnani that it is personality that works with women. Realises this is absolute bullshit and cries too!

Throws discarded bullshit.

Catches Bullshit and uses it as an aftershave, now the women love me !!

Throws Whoops of joy

Catches whoop of joy and is startled by its mania.

Throws mania

Catches mania and sends it away on a plane to greece

Throws Kebab

catches kebab - wants to know where the chilli sauce is?

Throws disappointment

Catches disappointment and it's covered in Chilli sauce !! Licks sauce off and starts to cry

Throws Tears

catches tears again - tells Punnani to pull himself together, this is the second time this thread he's cried like a girl!

Throws stiff upper lip.

Catches Stiff Upper Lip and stops crying like a baby (After all i am British), Takes off Bowler Hat

Throws Bowler Hat

catches bowler hat, tries it on for size but notices it doesn't go with his umbrella.

Throws pink hello kitty umbrella.

Catches Pink Hello Kitty Umbrella and gives it to the wife (umbrella that is) she gives me grief in return

Throws Grief

catches grief - story of my life.

Throws autobiography

Catches Autobiography and reads the one page book, gets bored and..

Throws grenade with pin removed