Catches Cow Carcus and sucks the bones !
Throws Bone Marrow
uses bone marrow go get a longer lasting erection, throws used condom
catches used condom while wearing rubber gloves and fills it up with water
throws water filled condom...
avoids it, but it still hits demos mom in the face.
Throws rolling pin
Catches rolling pin and uses it to make some cookies.
Throws a nasty curveball
Totally misses the curveball and falls over and breaks a leg.
Throws Leg
Catches leg and has it cryogenically frozen in case he needs a new one in the future.
Throws some leftover liquid nitrogen.
Catches Liquid Nitrogen and sells it to Michael Jackson (He will buy anything) he gives me his monkey Bubbles.
Throws Pet Monkey
catches pet monkey, teaches it sign language so Washoe has someone 2 interact with.
throws monkey's encyclopedia
Catches monkey encyclopedia - learns that Putty nosed monkeys use code words to distinguish between different types of predators.
throws misguided sense of intelligence
catches misguided sense of intelligence --- attempts to set it straight, but fails --- throws total lack of success
Catches total lack of success and uses it to my advantage, wins 2nd noble peace prize.
Throws bad luck away
catches bad luck and through this totally misses the point when asked to kiss wife where it smells funny by going to Hull.
throws missed point.
catches missed point and gets totally confused.
throws confusion.
Catches Confusion and relates it to the Labour government.
Throws a fat Gordon Brown
catches gordon brown before swiftly piledriving him 2 the floor.
throws a vote in the next election anywhere but Labour!
Cathes Vote and uses it on the Monster Raving Looney Party
Throws an Idiot
avoids franklin (idiot)
throws straight jacket
Put's straight jacket on George Bush
Throws weapons of mass destruction
Shows weapons of mass destruction to cia
throws parade