Catches caution to the wind and puts it away for the winter
Throws Christmas Cheer
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
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      Catches christmas cheer
Throws half a christmas cracker
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      Catches half a christmas cracker and it has the toy inside
Throws plastic dice
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      Catches plastic dice, yells craps, throws poker chips
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      Catches Poker Chips, announces "I'm All In" and throws an empty Money Clip...
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      Catches empty money clip and gives it to father christmas
Throws Reindeer
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      catches reindeer only cause antlers got stuck in shoulder,  throws bloody bandage
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      Catches bandage and washes it
Throws blood ridden water
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      catches(wears) blood ridden water, yacks in his hand throws yack
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      catches yack in a bucket.
throws a running chainsaw.
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      don't catch don't catch. damn I catch running chainsaw throw my lopped hand
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      Catches lopped off hand, puts it on a bun,
Throws Handburger...
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      catches handburger, laughs his ass off @ handburger, throws ass
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      Catches ASS (WTF kinda' phrase is THAT?) with Rubber Gloves, Decides it's not my type and throws ASS and Rubber Gloves...
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      Catches ass and rubber gloves and burns them one and for all
Throws Hot Ash
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      catches Hot Ash, screams like girl, throws Edible Panties
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      catches and eats edible panties, delicious, throws big thick black dildo
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      <<<Wife catches Big Black Dildo, Divorces me, I throw wedding ring
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      Catches wedding ring, Thinks RumDum wants me, Throws clothes.
          
    
    
    
    
    
  
   
  
 
    
  
  
  
    
        
      catches clothes, points laughs, throws nudy magazine