Post Here...and I will grant you a Super Power!

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Can I have the superpower that everything on my body gets as long as I want?

AND the ability to do the round house kick like Chuck Norris! (That would be the ultimate superpower, wouldn't it?)

can i get x-ray vision?

screw this I still have not gotten my powers yet im starting to think your a lier!!!!!

well considering i got completely skipped over i think maybe i have the power of invisibility. or maybe just insignificance, i can never really tell.

The Sun....cool or should I say hot? Thanks, may your threads got to 50000

WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TheLicker.... & nerdboy: A duo. An ambiguous duo even! So sly and steathy, you were apparantly missed on the request list, and Im sorry. Separately, you are both mere mortal. Together, your combined powers have the ability to change the seasons, counter-rotate the galexy, find treasures, turn coal to diamonds, and turn ugly chicks into hot babes. Sorry for the inconvience.

kloff: Cyborg. Russian, I believe. Former Soviet spy gunned down by double6, you were rebuilt better and stronger. I hate to say bionic, but yes...you have bionic legs, one arm and an eye. Your old lady also has a bionic pussy, your welcome.

zippy9093: Im getting speed, for some reason. Yep, a young lad with a perfect childhood, your mama raised you right. Given a magic 8-Ball for Christmas one year, you wish for super speed...with the 8-Ball replying "Most Likely" So it was done.

LeeLong: Yep, super power super stretch. And yep, you can stretch ANY part of your body. Keep in mind the female human body is only capable of taking so much my friend. With that in mind, you must also use this power to either fight crime, or be evil. One or the other, there's no days off for super heros.

bigeasy: Another request for x-ray vision. Makes me wonder. But alas, you are granted x-ray vision, with a stipulation; When used on a female body, she will feel a slight senstation, alerting her to your perv advances. However, if you focus hard enough, she will explode in a screaming orgasm. (note to self: grant myself this power at a latter date)

yes. i always wanted to be part of an ambiguous duo instead of just being ambiguous by my self

Need Super Power....plz

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Originally posted by BarracudaCastro

Need Super Power....plz

i'm waiting for it for months! where is the magic drink of asterix?

and my awesome power is ???

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Originally posted by Incubusattax

and my awesome power is ???

you will never get it newbie

Btw, welcome back, Warpig.

Will this super power allow me to see thru babes dresses?? If yes then what R U waitin` for??
(K)

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Will this super power allow me to see thru babes dresses?? If yes then what R U waitin` for??
(K)

this comes the super power close.... hot babes also give me power...

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Need Super Power....plz

i'm waiting for it for months! where is the magic drink of asterix?
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weee, i'm going to become a superpowerstring!

so, im a power ranger??? all evil in bad costumes BEWARE! for you will pummel me until i come to some random meek epiphany that will in some unlikely timing will lead to your ultimate DOOM!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!