Post Here...and I will grant you a Super Power!

I want a super power

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Originally posted by cammanotown

I want a super power

everybody does

Well he has a shitload of catching up to do
when he comes online!

this is a cool thread...i like it

apparently my power is to stop a thread in its tracks

give me a superpower!!! Please.

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Originally posted by pheonixbreed

this is a cool thread...i like it

how can you like a thread that promises super power but nobody gets it?

I got mine, look on page 16

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Originally posted by double6

Well he has a shitload of catching up to do
when he comes online!

He's been online just won't post...might never be able to post again..."the thread that won't die"

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Originally posted by vampfiend687

I got mine, look on page 16

lucky you

I would like a super power, please!

Warpig....come out and play....Warpig....come out and play...

Give me one!!!

Holy hell! This thread is still around? Great!

Sorry people, I have been out on a job working 7-12's, and no internet access. Now Im back at the office for a few minutes, but not back for good til Monday, and Im going out town this weekend. Long over-due break!

SO...thanks for all the bumps, requests for powers, encouragments to come out and play..etc! I WILL be back on Monday and I WILL grant all requested powers, and since Ive given this company the last month of my life, they will just have to pay me for one day of fucking off and granting powers. Period.

See ya then

ok
dont forget me to

uses his steel power to fortificate the thread forever

Give me one now!!!

i have still no super power...

Ok, back on track. Note that the descriptions of powers have been shortened to get me caught up with everyone. I should be able to keep up for a while now, if anyone is still interested.


Powerflux: Obviously, your super power IS power. Speed and strength is your game. Immune to slow, weak to haste. Bonus: Can weld with your finger.

fitbmxseries1: Time travel. Happy? Please note: Do NOT change the past as it will result in a tear of the space-time continuum.

LovePony: Vanity. But you can back it up. Your charisma is off the charts, rendering any mortal to heed your beckoning call.

Erotomaniac: The super power of Stop. You can Stop any mortal (babe) long enough to take a pic, fap…whatever, then release her back into the wild.

-=FrEaK=-: Clever wordsmith, you are granted eternal youth. You are now destined to spend eternity spreading catchy phrases around the internets.

Ivan-the-SoSo: SoSo? Hardly. Your pure and honest modesty and integrity have gained you the power of the fucking SUN my brother! God’s Speed.

DevilHair[DK]: For the immense and overwhelming trauma I have brought down upon thee by my delay in returning to the boards and granting thy power…I hear by (wait, brb)

ASSFucker: My arch enemy the ASSfucker, we meet again. With our troubled history together, I will forward your request on the Warden, and he will be able to help you.

Sexghost: Your name is a mystery. Are you a ghost? Is sex as rare as ghosts for you? No matter, you are hear by granted Turn Undead AND Super Stud...for both occasions.

Mongolia: Your name brings images of poor black kids with flys on their face. To counter this, you are blessed with Harmony. Bringing peace and joy to the world. (includes free pass to heaven!)

P-Bunny: I call my girl friend P, and she is cute as a Bunny, so you have an advantage on power receiving. It shall be: Cupid, to bring lovers together. (can use on yourself as well)

Himself_DK: You remind me of someone, though Im not sure who. Regardless, you are given the super power of Mirror; deflect any attack, and check your hair afterwords.

jyd1965: Born in 1965, and 3 years older than me, I used to party with your crowd in high school. Thanks for letting us punks in man. Oh, and you now can fly!

BigJon: Super strength has been done, and super size as well. For you, the special power is BOTH. 1000 feet (insert kilo conversion …. Here) tall, and strong as all get out.

KBizzle: Fashizzle KBizzle! You are a young strapping rap star with an attitude…or are you? NO, you are anti-rap and use your grenade launching prosthetic arm to destroy them all. God Bless you.

Azumah: An exhausting Google search finally revealed who you really are. And yet, I don’t understand a word of it! http://www.azumahresources.com.au/ (Power: Night Vision)

Hoho: A Christmas Whore? That’s what Im getting, Im sorry. So, with that in mind, you have the ability to heal disease. Handy for your whore-ate-up-ass, and the WORLD!

double6: Or…as your secret underground agent operative buddies call you: 12. You have a pair of 6-shooter golden guns that never miss, and…. you never get hangovers.

Pheonixbreed: Soaring through the skies in your Power Ranger type, bird looking robot, you keep the skies safe from alien invasion. Slow lately, but hang in there. For us.

Elli: You have the ability to transform into any Greek God or Goddess. My Greek Mythology class was so long ago…rest assured some of them surely kick ass!

robin4str8: Robin, I presume. And…you’re trying to get straight?? Good job, the first step IS admitting you have a problem. Now, take this power of lasers and kick some ass.

JulesPitt: Google search reveals a split personality from your normal porn-surfing cool dude we know and love here at WBW. And since I don’t understand a word of it, your power will have to be Confuse. Handy, though confusing:

Jules Pitt
Member
Member # 4661 posted December 11, 2003 01:09 AM
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I'm rushing headlong into political incorrectness.

The toads, the blood, the locusts, the boils.

The awesome parting of the Red Sea.

And then the last year I watched it, (I was 11, maybe 12) I started to understand there could be magic in how actors worked - Yul Brynner & Charlton Heston.

"The Ten Commandments".

If only I could live by them more often, my life might be better.

PS I know that this particular show doesn't have a Christmas theme, but I remember watching it during the Christmas vacation they gave us from school.

[ December 11, 2003, 01:12 AM: Message edited by: Jules Pitt ]

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