Finish the Sentence vol. Onety-Seven (A New Beginning)

...a ogre named...

Shrek who had just signed a ten picture deal ...

... to star in "One Flew Over the Crow's Nest" with Capt. Bait Boy and his raskaly crew of feminazi pirates, that...

(Hey Riff)
(NT, your new sig breaks my heart)

commandeered a ship loaded with ...

...artifacts of the old Monk who...

had invested heavily in fossilized poo from...

the I thought it was a meteorite collection commissioned by ...

...the Abbot but was spoiled by the dastardly...

metahumans who wanted ...

... to eat shit and die, before they...

conquered the earth and ...

Saturns rings....

to mine them for ...

dykstra dust, which is a...

valuable commodity on ...

...Pirate's Ebay...

fetching millions of ...

Italian lira, which we all know to be...

the currency of the realm for ...

... that last great wind powered sailing vessel, "The..."