Finish the Sentence vol. Onety-Seven (A New Beginning)

...door hinges, because this is an all girls party where none is necessary, and all the fun is supplied by......

... Kiss, the pet chocolate lab, who love peanut butter...

marmalade and a touch of tea before.....

Getting down to the intense business of stamp collecting...

... for that elusive Elvis commemorative with a Memphis postmark...

... printed in blood obtained from a rare....

species unbeknownst to mankind that was found...

....in the deepest darkest region of.....

...Washington, D.C., where...

.... live the foulest of blood sucking snakes the world has ever...

slithered across a river to...

Suck a nation dry...

of the ever lasting moose lube that.....

...is so popular in Canada...

that the only procurers are snow bound and....

... horny enough to...

fuck a billy goat blind yet still.....

... have enough energy left to furrow a fur seal dry...

This is an on going story of mirth and madness add your own to this. If you finish a sentence start a new sentence.
....without starting a fire in the...

Now I know a lot of you can do this, give it a go!

...without melting the igloo. And starting a...