, Kevin decided that Disney characters were the scum of the earth and deserved a good ....
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hagrid 18 years ago
chair legs, fan heaters and inflatable dolls in the shape of Yasmin le Bon, and so he ran amok in the kingdom of the mouse, slaughtering all he saw, until he came across ...
Punnani 18 years ago
Buzz Lightyear, now Buzz was a huge mother f**ker and was not afraid of kevin, but kevin had a cunning plan...
The-Modern-Way 18 years ago
to foil Buzz, which involved a Taser gun, a blow up sex doll and shaving foam...
Punnani 18 years ago
Kevin gave Buzz the blow up doll and whilst he was pounding it Kevin shot him with the Taser and covered him in foam ! Woody and the other guys from Toy Story were so upset by Buzz's perversion that thy kicked him out of Disneyland and brought in...
poon-tang 18 years ago
...daffy duck as part of a foreign exchange with warner brothers, now daffy duck...
Punnani 18 years ago
had a real hatred for all the Disney characters, but most of all he wanted to give...
poon-tang 18 years ago
...donald duck a straight kick in the arse 2 determine who the real king of the ducks was, now this is like the irresistable force against the immoveable object, so...
hagrid 18 years ago
in an effort to hype ppv buyrates, a longwinded and convoluted storyline was devised whereby Daffy was revealed as Donalds illegitimate love child from a frenzied and hurried liaison with none other than ...
Punnani 18 years ago
Orville, who had been spreading his green semen all around the cartoon world and had even try to impregnate...
hagrid 18 years ago
Tweety Pie, although due to sizing issues it turned out that Orville could only use him as a prophylactic, which in turn stopped him from impregnating Minnie Mouse, which is a GOOD THING, as Mickie would have leathered him with ....
Punnani 18 years ago
a large whip that Cruella DeVille uses on the 101 Dalmations and boy do i hate animal cruelty, but Orville had a buddy in Disneyland and it was Captain Hook the most nastiest...
hagrid 18 years ago
seaman around, who punched kittens for pleasure, who was set to officiate the grudge match between Daffy and Donald (not to be confused with THE Donald), and made the stipulations that all weapons were ...
Punnani 18 years ago
blunt so that nobody was hurt when they fought, Except Daffy had a "1 Ton" weight hidden behind his back and then he...
hagrid 18 years ago
Dropped said weight (ACME naturally) onto Captain Hook, and finished off Donald with a cheap shot from a discombobulator, stolen from Marvin the Martian. Of course Daffy was not without injury, suffering ...
Punnani 18 years ago
multiple feather damage and a fractured beak, but things got worse when...
Punnani 18 years ago
ave a gang bang with Dumbo and Snow White, now at this point the seven dwarfs were...
2112Pooh 18 years ago
..not involved in any naughty business, instead they were having a chat with Gimli about..
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