Finish The Sentence, Vol. 10

,now ernie the kayak was well known in kayaking circles as one of the best who could...

go down the...

...death drop chute at a speed of 70mph whilst screaming weeeeeeee...

and also flashing his sack, another famous sack flasher is..

...sergeant flasher mcflash of flashland, which was annoying for him but he didnt want to move...

the balls to the left..he liked em on the right...he liked when his wife..

...played them like bongos, but got slightly annoyed as she had the tendency to always bang the right ball, which made him ache real bad...

he took alot of painkillers and then eventually starting a life long drug addiction..

...which led to his failed attempt at suicide which got him carted off 2 the loony bin...

in which he decided to love life, and join poker championships..

where he met jack who...

liked the bum sex

...so much in fact that he decided to open a convent...

in where franklin and 70elk were his closest followers..they were mostly into..

...simple rimming, but got more into full penetration after completing the easy 6-step guide available from all good retail stores...

and the Honda Guide to Ghey Sex Handbook...

which is not available at many bookstores, but the "How to enlarge your Penis in 3 weeks" book is available now !! it weighs approx 30lbs and all you do is tie it to your cock and in 3 weeks it has stretched 12" and has turned black. Also available is....

the book on "How to stop smoking with a book tied to your penis" but it's only available ...

in russia at the moment but it wiil be......

internationally known by the end of the fall season of 2207. That's when...