Finish The Sentence, Vol. 10

the bedroom nickname given to the sweetshop owners cock by his wife, suffice to say I had to keep the now legendary low profile, for fear of ...

...having my unsuspecting bollocks removed with pliers as this 'wife' suffers from major PMT...

which we all know stands for penile masochistic treatment which proved to be...

from too much speed wacking at the zoo in....

The World Speed Wacking competition ^^^, which nobody entered as ...

no one likes to admit they've got a hair trigger, it's tantamount to admitting ....

that you masturbate with sandpaper, is it really a bad thing to...

kill snakes by their thousands, all the while knowing that GOD loves to.....

wank over every girls he watches changing when he uses his omnipotence to...

be invisible due to...

the fact that she prefers to clit bash down by the sea with her 5 inch sausage mcmuffin, under the influencs of wonderdrugs that were given to her by...

the great yellow pixie in the sky

who had plans to come to earth and cause..

mayhem, by ensuring that everyone under the age of 60 wouldn't be able to cum, every second Tuesday of the month, a plan so devious it involved ....

removing all the Viagra from the shelves and replacing them with Pez, this seemed like a good idea until...

i wanted some pez, and when i couldn't find any i went on a mad rampage destroying everything in my path including...

all the McDonalds & Burger King outlets !! This made real food eaters very happy, but...

made Ronald McDonald extremely unhappy, causing him to take out a contract on Demonicmale, with the stipulation that he be killed with ....

by a firing squad using pez shooting guns and...

learning spanish to occupy their time before..