Finish The Sentence, Vol. 10

even skunks would avoid him like the plague, which was a pity as Kevin really liked skunks, particularly when ....

they displayed their tails in his direction, this would cause Kevin to....

to use their foul stench as deodorant which seemed to attract girls that only liked havin sex with.....

Kevin, but he also had another problem that caused him pain...

whenever he would get near a good looking woman he would light himself on fire, this confused people to the point that they would...

attempt to put out the fire, however . . .

This would only annoy Kevin to the point of apoplexy, which would manifest itself as ....

being unable to use his hand to masturbate due to the short term paralysis, so instead he would use his...

...man-eating python, before realising the obvious error in this tactic, he over came this dilemma, however, by...

licks the butt hole of the mailman

who, unbeknown to wither of them, was Kevin's real father, thus starting a festival incestuous gay ass licking, a problem which would ultimately lead to...

going on wild shopping sprees and going into so much credit card debt that...

he had his house taken away from him and he lost all of his belonging's apart from....

...a lampshade, a bog brush and the doorframes, he was not disappointed though as...

he could trade these items for a bicycle and take that trip that he had always dreamed of, this was the ultimate trip to..

...disneyland paris, which is 1 of the greatest...

chances of meeting someone in a Mickey Mouse suit, now Kevin had a fetish for Mickey and one day he finally met him...

but due to chronic shyness, Kevin was totally tongue tied, and could only watch in horror as Mickey was seduced and then jackhammered by his arch nemesis Bob, a man so evil ...

that he split Mickey in two, now this upset Kevin who in return gave Minnie a right good...

...stone cold stunner, before debating the issues of what is acceptable in a scrap between disney characters with kevin...