eats babys for a living. He is...
... a complete fuck that jerks off twice a day and...
nuts all over the tree in the yard. His poor wife...
who collects the leaves to make herbal tea is very annoyed by what he calls "Tree Sap" that is on the leaves ! Now she decided to make him...
help clean the house, for once, instead of...
jerkin the gerkin at the Mall as people who shop there are...
...getting somewhat frustrated with this strange guy who deems it accepatble to masturbate using various forms of vegetation...
including corn on the cob,cabbages and worst of all...
...the dreaded cheese grater, which he unceremoniously...
grated his penis on the grater causing it to...
...chafe, which he found considerably uncomfortable for the obvious reason that...
he just wasn't used to the burning and itching feeling, commonly associated with...
looking through NG's uploads...no this was more of a fun feeling..kinda like a..
tongue massage for your ball sack, except for...
the fact that when it was over all the skin had been ripped off and...
...replaced by a nasty lookin green fungi called...
Fungus Ballsackyus, as nasty disease that can spread to the...
...a long yellow kayak called ernie...