Finish the sentence, Chapter 16 (by best approximation)

an implant from an extraterrestrial source....

....not to be confused with the far more dramatic green anal probe in the mothership, with the high voltage...

stimulator vibration to be used for....

....to program the good monk for the ultimate crop circle designs that he is......

called to make one. The Monk questions this order because of....

Planning on making to..

many circle in the ...

Shape of a heart to show his love for...

the forbidden, but....

Sultry Miss D, but could he...

dare to leave the Monkhood, (he wonders)....

Slowly, but shortly he's leading towards a yes and maybe...

(it's not that shortly)


The Monk could just be converted to the darkside by ...

Feeding him her cookie...

which would do nothing for the Monk ! indeed he was turned to the dark side in the alien mothership where an unspeakable interrogation and, uh...DNA sample was taken, before he was returned to earth on his mission to.......


(COOKIE ? )

p.s. sorry about your ribs Mr. Monk. very, very painful i know...

convert all lesbian straight and to tease all women relentlessly pretending that he would leave his monk hood and....

succumb to the wiles of a lovely girl, but the monk is stong and...

but sore....his abuse by the aliens has left him wounded in body but not spirit...maybe a good woman will help him to...

change? NO!!!! he has a mission... a mission to boldly go....

Destroy by teasing all women, but see Miss 2sy knows what's up & now has a mission to...