** EL's Epic Famous Babe Slammy List ** - Completed

I think no one should say anything but WOW!!!

Oh, EL, you're efforts are great. I have enjoyed this thread and marvelled at how similarly we would rate some of these goddesses of femininity. But dude, you lost me on #3.

Is this the Epic Slammy Fugly Chics for Sympathy list? I didn't think so.

Oh, of course I realize that this is EL's list, not BustMall's, and you won't be slammyin' nobody on this list with my willy, so of course I have no right to offer my twisted opinion about anything.

I just hope you wipe that thing real clean before you defile #2 and #1 with JolieJuice.

BustMall - President of the Official Wouldn't Slammy AJ With Lindros's Dick Club.



Just kiddin', I know ugly girls need lovin' too.

Thanks for pickin' up the slack.

If nothing else, at least all the mentally disadvantaged men in the world have the saving grace of knowing that there is one man lower on the list, Brad Pitt.

I suck at updates. Anyway, in a surprising twist, here's number two.

2. Allison Stokke – Rich daddy – check. Hot ass body – check. Athletic – Check. Cute – check. Knows how to handle a pole – Check. She’s got quite the checklist there, and is still cute as hell with a body that is just insane. I know what you’re saying. You’re saying, “But Lindros, this chick is like an amateur chick, in terms of sexy pics, so how does she make your slammy list!” Well, dear concerned reader, I hear you, however, I must present to you, that Allison actually became famous because some pictures of her at a pole-vaulting (heh-heh… “POLE” …heh heh) competition became an internet phenomena due to her striking hotness. That’s how amazing she is. She managed to become a famous babe by doing nothing other than standing in front of a camera one day when some pervert super awesome photographer captured her on cellulose and published the photo. I submit, for your pleasure, the only chick to make the list by doing nothing other than having pictures taken of her…(ok, well, that’s not exactly true, but, it sounds good, so let’s just go with it.)