** EL's Epic Famous Babe Slammy List ** - Completed

EL’s EPIC SLAMMY LIST

Some of these women you will know. Some of them you will not. Some of them you will find attractive. Some of them you will not. That probably means you have caught the gay. But that’s cool if you’re into the man bone. That’s just not my bag, you know.

Some general criterion include: Facial cuteness, body hotness, breaststststs, stomach fitness, acting ability, annoyance level, and an assortment of indescribable x-factors only I can truly judge.

Also, any known diseases get you booted from the list. This is why there will be no Pamela Anderson (Hep C), Jessica Alba & Paris Hilton (the Herp). I’m sure a number of these women have some STD or another, but as long as it’s not been fairly accurately documented, and by accurately documented I mean reported on in gossip sites and whatnot, I’ll pretend she’s clean. The ‘droscock doesn’t want any contaminants.

The criteria for my list are as follows: Would I slammy you? If the answer is yes, and you’re moderately famous or better, and have pictures of yourself all over then net, then you qualify for inclusion in my slammy list. It is a great honor to be included, as I don’t take just any old slouch. It’s like being anointed the Pope, but of my penis.

The higher end of the list is going to be populated by a larger percentage of older chicks and pros. I have nothing against any of these women, it’s just that getting to the top of the list is hard, and exceedingly so if you’re pushing 50 and have had six miles of cock in you on film. Further, the general rule is that the less known you are, the higher on the list you’re going to be, although there are some exceptions to that because I made the list and you didn’t.

Now, I don’t know how often I’ll update this, but one thing is for sure, it will count down from 100 to 1 and has been put together (almost) in its entirety so that I can properly make any last minute adjustments before posting them. Additionally, I’m sure there will likely be a number of reposts and whatnot. Also, I may or may not have stolen some of your links…especially if your name is Jhope. Well, that just made it easier on me. Pictures of 100 chicks take some time to put together so you’ll have to forgive me for that.

But enough with the formalities, to the list: (this list will be updated as the thread is, for easy reference)


Apologies for all the pictures that have been lost due to Imagehost Deletions. Pictureshoster, a site I used, decided to stop supporting links to WBW because they're a bunch of ninnies, so some old photos are going to be gone due to that.

100. Aubrey O'Day
99. Cindy Margolis
98. Shauna Sand
97. Jennifer Tilly
96. Megan Hauserman
95. Lonnie Adams
94. Rose McGowan
93. Audrina Partridge
92. Katie Price
91. Demi Moore

90. Janine Lindemulder
89. Jillian Barberie
88. Angie Everheart
87. Megyn Kelly
86. Courtney Cox
85. Jenna Jameson
84. Luba
83. Trishelle Cannatella
82. Jennifer Morrison
81. Nicole Kidman

80. Emma Watson
79. Kim Kardashian
78. Liz Hurley
77. Carmen Luvana
76. Cameran Eubanks
75. Heather Graham
74. Chandra West
73. Connie Nielsen
72. Halle Berry
72. Jolene Blalock
71. Catherine Bell

70. Melinda Stolp
69. Erin Burnett
68. Monica Bellucci
67. Laura Prepon
66. Erica Hill
65. Elisha Cuthbert
64. Christina Aguilera
63. Sophia Bush
62. Sienna Miller
61. Anne Hathaway

60. Erika Jacobson
59½ Anna Kournikova
59. Leighton Meester
58. Cameron Richardson
57. Sarah Michelle Gellar
56. Gabrielle Anwar
55. Izabelle Goulart
54. Katie Holmes
54. Jesse Jane
Bonus: Lacey Chabert
53. Rachel Bilson
52. Miranda Kerr
51. Alana De la Garza

50½. Natasha Henstridge

50. Amanda Bynes
49. Reese Witherspoon
48. Denise Richards
47(a). Farabe Cottingham
47(b). Diane Kruger
46. Kelly Monaco
45. Jessica Biel
44. Alyssa Milano
43. Charlize Theron
42. Hayden Paniterriereiereirrre
41. Nina Moric

40. Amber Heard
39. Kelly Brooke
38. Brooke Burns
37. Bridget Moynahan
36. Hayley Rey
35. Kristen Bell
34. Kelly Ripa
33. Kylie Bax
32. Summer Altice
31. Rhona Mitra

30. Erin Andrews
29. Jennifer Garner
28. Maria Menounos
27. Kendra Wilkinson
26. Rachel McAdams
25. Evangeline Lilly
24. Lucy Pinder
23. Mallory Snyder
22. Natalie Portman
21. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos-O'Connell-Lindros

20. Olivia Wilde
19. Josie Maran
18. Jennifer Connelly
17. Famke Janssen
16. Mila Kunis
15. Lindsay Lohan
14. Carmen Electra
13. Bar Rafaeli
12. Annalynne McCord
11. Danica McKellar

10. Diora Baird
9. Keeley Hazell
8. Avril Lavigne
7. Adriana Lima
6. Megan Fox
5. Jessica Simpson
5-A. Alessandra Ambrosio
5-B. Elle Macpherson

4. Angie Harmon

3. Angelina Jolie

2. Allison Stokke

1. Marisa Miller

100. Aubrey O’Day – Ms. Irrelevant is the last person to make the list. She’s a singer of some sort, and while I’ve been unable to find pictures of her that adequately portray the reason she’s on my slammy list, I do remember watching a couple episodes of that ‘making the band’ show that she was on, and girl was cute and could move like a sister. I mean, damn could she get down. And if a chick can dance like that, then that translates well to the horizontal tango, if you know what I mean. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

99. Cindy Margolis – – I can’t even believe I put her on here, but, lo and behold, here she is. Although, I suppose an internet porn site Slammy List needs to have “The most downloaded woman on the internet”. I think it’s in the rules of the internet or something. Anyway, aside from hosting, quite possibly, the worst television show in the history of, um, ever, she’s known for just being a model of some sort. She’s getting up there in age, but her boobs don’t look a day over 10 months old.

Seems like a good idea for a thread. One question though, what's with all the weird random characters?

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Seems like a good idea for a thread. One question though, what's with all the weird random characters?

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The dev site character set is all kinds of fucked up.


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The dev site character set is all kinds of fucked up.


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Shit, thats true. Didn't know you were on the dev site. That shits been fucked for like 2 years now.

Hot stuff. Looks like a fun ride.

98. Shauna Sand – Shauna was in Playboy something like seven-thousand years ago. Approximately. I think she was also married to Lorenzo Lamas. Which is kind of funny. Don’t ask me why she made the list. I don’t know why. I do what my penis tells me to, and, well, he doesn’t have eyes. What else can I say?

97. Jennifer Tilly – I’ve had a thing for her ever since I saw her in Bound, getting it on with Gina Gershon. That was a good movie, sort of. Well, at least that once scene. With the nakedness and the lesbian sex and whatnot. The rest of the movie was ok I guess, but it’s not like I rewound the rest of the movie to watch over and over again. Not that I would do that with the lesbian scene, just saying. Shut up. Don’t judge me.

YES I've had the hots for jennifer forever.............she oozes sexuality

96. Megan Hauserman – Megan here is a recent addition on my radar screen. She’s been on a number of reality shows, apparently Flavor of Love, Beauty and the Geek and I love money. It just so happens that on that “I love money” show, she wears bathing suits like 99.32% of the time. I don’t have a problem with that, btw. Anyway, so I flipped by VH1 and saw this hot bodied chick on there so I watched like 10 minutes of it and decided that I’d watch some more. Well, like a few hours later I’ve found I like her little manipulative, big tittied, boobalishousness. So she makes the list. Not at a high position, because, well, she’s not all that great, but she makes it nonetheless.