Your Weirdest Sexual Experience

Believe it or not when i was a teen i had sex with a girl than was later on the phone with her talking about sexual fantasies and she said she wanted me to watch her have sex with her brother and that they had been doing it for some time needless to say the last time we spoke and remember to vote TY

I was a waiter and serving two girls for dinner. At the end, the blonde asked my if I was the dessert! I said 'Yes!', closed the deal and fucked BOTH OF 'EM all night long! Yes! Tons of fun!

Then, they BOTH came back in 1 month later to give me 2 bottles of wine for my birthday. And ... Yep! I popped 'em both again!

True story! :-)

I once had sex in the missionary position.

I masturbated once.

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

I masturbated once.

That's almost as weird as mine..

We are total pervs...

I once had sex with twins. Oh, did I happen to mention they were midgets?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I once had sex in the missionary position.

who was fucking you

Propositioned for sex by a woman who 45, I was 19 at the time. So help me god its true.

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Originally posted by franklin

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who was fucking you

Use it.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Use it.
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thats so mean...not even evil, just plain mean

Oh YEAH i,m relly stating to like Honda he good

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Originally posted by biggins10

Oh YEAH i,m relly stating to like Honda he good

Be careful what you say. You might become his next missionary position victim!!

@Latino: I L0L'D!

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

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Be careful what you say. You might become his next missionary position victim!!

I think he already was....hmmm

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Originally posted by franklin

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who was fucking you

i watched a softcore porn on showtime once.

true story.

Well... The girl asked me to masturbate her and then told me to do it harder and then a little harder still. I did but she still didn't come. Not until my arm began to get tired and I hardly had the strength to go on with it and it was really soft. Makes me wonder what she really wanted.

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Originally posted by assman3

Believe it or not when i was a teen i had sex with a girl than was later on the phone with her talking about sexual fantasies and she said she wanted me to watch her have sex with her brother and that they had been doing it for some time needless to say the last time we spoke and remember to vote TY

WHAT THA FUCK ? where are the fucking dots that usualy seperate all sentences ?

And btw . i got a blowjob while i was dj`n at a youth club :P

Well there was that time with your mom...