Your Weirdest Sexual Experience

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Then I fucked the warm bullet hole. It was a very emotional experience saying goodbye that way. Then I had to wrap him in a carpet and bury him in the desert. Had to dig a holes all by myself from 2-5 feet deep. Yikers!

had sex with a woman 20 years older then me, i wans about 20 then

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

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Please tell me that's bullshit too!!

The only thing true about anything robo types is the spelling on most of the words.

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Originally posted by robodick

have you any respect for the dead rainbowdemon?

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When my first wife died at age 26 of ovarian (I wuz 27) I made love to her right after she passed away. It was a very emotional experience saying goodbye that way.. Then I called to have her body escorted away. Had to raise our 4 kids all by myself from ages 2-5. Yikers!

Do you?

By the way, make up new numbers. 26/27 and 58/59 are getting old as hell.

You guys are sick, perverted and hilarious all at the same time. I watched this thread from the start, and it's just turned into a slow perverted train wreck. An old girlfriend made it weird twice, once while having sex she said as she was coming "make me pregnant" and that ended that session pretty quickly. The other time again during sex she said " rape me" and I had to stop, just massive turn off, what the fuck do some girls think?

One more thing, who the fuck actually says "Yikers!" Neato!

After some long rough anal sex I shot a load in my girlfriend's ass then finished with her sitting my my face and me eating it out of her.

She also peed on me a few times.

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Originally posted by Sion-DS

After some long rough anal sex I shot a load in my girlfriend's ass then finished with her sitting my my face and me eating it out of her.

wow... ive had creampie, but never an asspie...

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Then I fucked the warm bullet hole. It was a very emotional experience saying goodbye that way. Then I had to wrap him in a carpet and bury him in the desert. Had to dig a holes all by myself from 2-5 feet deep. Yikers!

Did Johnny Cash help you?

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Originally posted by assman3

... Did Johnny Cash help you?

No. $10 bucks says it was Johnny Carson. Even better.

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... You didnt punch her? Just playin that is pretty fucked up! Im all for rough but I dont think I would be willing to punch a chick in the head during sex! I would be just like you getting the hell out of there

i did that once, its called a donkey punch. but you're supposed to do that during anal sex, and it doesnt work if she's expecting it... it's supposed to surprise her so much her anus clenches up and gives you more intense orgasm. it sort of worked for me, i didnt time it right and came too late, still felt good though

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i did that once, its called a donkey punch. but you're supposed to do that during anal sex, and it doesnt work if she's expecting it... it's supposed to surprise her so much her anus clenches up and gives you more intense orgasm. it sort of worked for me, i didnt time it right and came too late, still felt good though

Stay the hell away from me. Fefe too. We'd both kick the living shit out of you!

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

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Stay the hell away from me. Fefe too. We'd both kick the living shit out of you!

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Stay the hell away from me. Fefe too. We'd both kick the living shit out of you!

lol its not a big deal, she was pissed for sure but she got over it

My girlfriend gave me a blowjob while her Dad sat in the next room working on his computer.

I've had sex in comic book stores.
With a girl!
No shit.

i had sex in a freezer at minus 20 celsius, surrounded by carcasses of cows and pigs sawed in half, somehow she didn't expect it , she was so turned on by me slipping her the hot beef injection in that "surrounding" that she claims it was the best orgasm she ever had,

The first time I came.

blow job outside of school

I fucked a watermelon once at a party for a dare after bragging to a girl i would fuck anything (somethings in my life have changed a lot)- I didn't cum though - would that still count?

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Originally posted by robodick

have you any respect for the dead rainbowdemon?

this coming from the man that claims to have fucked his wifes corpse?

I guess dead strangers are stranger