Your Weirdest Sexual Experience

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Originally posted by Latino

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this coming from the man that claims to have fucked his wifes corpse?

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Originally posted by burger167

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Hey let the guy mourn, he said it was an emotional experience. I'm sure he fucked his dead, still-warm wife's cancerous vagina respectfully, like a true gentleman.

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Arright so my friends and I have been taking it pretty easy ever since my 18th Birthday bash that was the best night of my life. We all got out of school for Winter on Friday, so we had another night out on the town.

Many BBver's said that mastarrrbating w/ other dudes is gay, in hind site i agree. So this time we were gunna ball it up w/ some [chicks].

My friend has a friend who says he gest the easiest pussy known to man at a sex club. This sounded hella shady b/c he said it only cost 10$ for an "all you can eat buffet". Also he is very ugly (and my friend is kind of ugly too) for reference I'd say I am a 5.3 (without medeivil cut), my friend is maybe a 4.5, his friend is 2.3 on a good day.

So we are driving from SF across the bay and the guy says "oh, BTW these girls wont be that hot". I was like 2 beers in so I didn't give a ****. But I totally suspected it.

Anyway we were either in Berkeley, Oakland, or Walnut Creek, IDK, I was to drunk to tell. We had to park like 1-2 blocks away and walk. We get to this place and it is shady as ****; basically just someones house with the top of the house normal, and the basement just an open room w/ a few couches and then some rooms w/ beds.

So there are 5 chicks that are sitting around and watching TV. I'd say out of the 5 the hottest one was a 4.0. When the guys said "not hot" I thought he meant like 6.0-7.5, this was a real disappointment. I told everyone I had no money b/c I was not digging this. The lady that ran the joint was really cool about it though, and my friend offered to cover me, but I said no. Then these freaky bitches try to tlk me into it, by now the regular is already gone w/ 1 of them and its me and my friend. The 4.0 and my friend are already flirting, so I know I am left w/ the 3 nasty girls. I keep declining but they relentlessly apply pressure. Eventually they offer to eff me for free. I must have been at least 5 or 6 beers deep b/c I reluctantly gave in.

And it was the greatest decision I ever made.

w/ in seconds the thick girl with pearl white skin took off her panties and started running her fingers through her muff. She looked like she needed some help so I dove in with my hand. It was a good 4 inches of hair before I could reach her vagina; reaching it was like an early xmas gift. Then the pregnant girl came over and began kissing both the fat girl and myself. I looked over at my friend and he gave me a thumbs up. He was still just making out with his girl, while I had my lips on 1 girl and my hand deep inside the muff of the other!

Things progressed fast. The preggo couldn't bang b/c she said she was 5 months in and it was difficult for her. It was kool b/c the girl I was with was a lot to handle. I had to get on top, and lasted a good several minutes even though Iblasted one off 2 hours before (to last longer), she was that good. Tiered, and drunk out of my mind I agreed to have the pregnant girl pee on me. We got some newspapers and towels, I layed upon them and they let it rip. First the pregnant, then the BBW joined in.

I toweled off, and played Xbox while waiting for my two friends. Lol, I owned the other girl (she was prolly high or something b/c she just sat and played on coach the whole time) in Halo 2 while my two new girl friends went to help out my friend an his friend finish.

When it was all said and done I was happy i went. Seemed shady at first but had the time of my life. Prolly 2nd best day of my life, will be going back.

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Originally posted by burger167

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Hey let the guy mourn, he said it was an emotional experience. I'm sure he fucked his dead, still-warm wife's cancerous vagina respectfully, like a true gentleman.