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Wife deleted my porn.

Starter: beaner123 Posted: 15 years ago Views: 6.8K
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#4147610
Lvl 11
So, my wife found and deleted all my porn. It was quite an extensive collection, I’ve had for a few years, since before my wife.

What do I do?
Look in secret? Start over? Give up porn? What’s your suggestion?
#4147611
Lvl 28
Really?

What an uncool woman, but...this is mostly your fault for not encrypting it.

Truecrypt...google it. I keep my pornz on an external encrypted drive, just so nobody finds it.

I'm paranoid someone will find out that I have 2000 pictures of Avril Lavigne. ...
* This post has been modified : 15 years ago
#4147612
Lvl 24
#4147613
Lvl 11
Maybe just come on here for porn? Instead of needing a "collection"??

But Honda thanks for the encrypt site I was reading up on it after seeing your post it looks interesting.
#4147614
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by jenngurl23

Maybe just come on here for porn? Instead of needing a "collection"??

But Honda thanks for the encrypt site I was reading up on it after seeing your post it looks interesting.


Yeah, it's pretty kickass, it does take a bit of reading though, since it is a little tricky at first, but it works awesomely.

Kanzen pointed me to the site, and Kanzen knows his e-business.
#4147615
Lvl 11
Yeah before I download it I'll have to actually READ all the stuff on it instead of just skim, but still, thanks for the mention in a post I read? Lol.
#4147616
Lvl 24
Jenn hides her porn.

*wonders what kind of porn Jenn has*



I bet it's super classy and neat.
#4147617
Lvl 11
lol. the only porn i have is a couple pics a girl sent me awhile ago (a couple being, actually 2) and then just maybe... my favorites on wbw? lol.
#4147618
Lvl 24
Uh huh, riiiight.

You're down with the horses. I got'cha.

Say no more, say no more.
#4147619
Lvl 59
But classy and neat lesbian horse porn, obviously.
#4147620
she has no right to delete ur stuff walk out leave her ....start collection again
#4147621
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros

But classy and neat horse porn, obviously.


According to the PM Bangles just sent me, it's actually more like tentacle horse porn.
#4147622
Lvl 24
Yeah,

Leave your wife.

I'm down with that plan also. That's the winner.
#4147623
Lvl 11
If in a contest any man picks a) porn over b)the women he married. he is, in fact, an idiot douchebag =) <3
#4147624
Yeah, it's kinda weird to have more of an attachment to a porn collection (that is now deleted) than to the woman you chose (I imagine) to marry. She probably came across it (no pun) and got a bit jealous of you oggling all these other women. I say just make things right with the woman and start a new collection if need be but be more careful about it. Perhaps use the site that has been suggested so that there's no direct link on your computer?
#4147625
Lvl 28
She's just holding you down bro, she won't even let you look at porn.

Imagine all the porn you can look at when she's gone?

Fuck sweet amiright?
#4147626
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by jenngurl23

If in a contest any man picks a) porn over b)the women he married.


Hrm.

Where is this contest held? And what are the prizes? Where do I sign up; it sounds like fun!
#4147627
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by jenngurl23

If in a contest any man picks a) porn over b)the women he married. he is, in fact, an idiot douchebag =) <3


Hey, hey, shut your mouth.

You have no idea what he had.

Maybe, maybe there was magic porn. That made all your dreams come true.

I'd take magic porn over like... most things. Except a burrito. I love burritos.

Or, Boba Fett. No matter how much I want something, I never risk the Fett-man.
#4147628
Lvl 11
Touche Bangledesh. You win this round. Goodnight =)
#4147629
Lvl 59
Was it Unicorn porn? I bet it was!

That naughty little stinker!
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