What occupational hazards are unique to your job?

Jack got it dead right. They have zero time for fun, are usually very bitchy, and yes, they have guys flirt with them *all* the time - so forget about trying to be cute. It ain't gonna work.

My wife is a nursing student/extern and if I'm trying to get her in the bedroom when she isn't in the mood, she usually just talks about cathederizing some old dude or seeing some ol' fat stinky ho have a baby - usualy in amazing detail. That pretty much stops me in my tracks...

I still like to look at their asses in those thin scrubs though!

By the way twwain--- I never claimed to fuck one.. Well, other than my wife, but she's still in nursing school, so I don't know if she counts or not.

In that case, I can could myself being a lucky man.
I've dated a nurse for a while and she was one of the kindest person I knew at the time.
Yes, she did work in shifts, but when we were free at the same time, we were together.

I just didn't like some of the stories she told me, from her work. The stories of Steven King were lame compared to it.

But it's just a matter of luck, I guess.

Oh I would think that most nurses by nature would be kind people, just don't try to be cute with them while they're working. It (usually) won't fly... My wife and I certainly enjoy our time together (and she loves getting busy in the bedroom), but her having enough free time to do so is rare.

I agree that the stories can be scary to say the least... My wife likes to work the E.R. and they have some "unique" ones come in.

I know never to get smart on a nurse during work.
I am spending way too much time in hospitals and I would hate it, if they make me pay for something I said.