What occupational hazards are unique to your job?

And one the third job.. Stage equipment, or when im on the sealing putting up stage lights...

Getting beat up by Union goons.

getting shot and my hos leaving me.

As a systems admin, being lynched by an employee when I catch him/her surfing the net and visiting pornsites. Oh wait...never mind..

YM

Knowing my people, I guess they are the once doing the surfing and (by accident) opening a porn site.

And then getting some sick pervert n00b stalking me here on WBW

:: Only gets stalked by fake women ::

In the service electronics occupation, unwanted shock therapy is mostly the biggest hazard
But occasional cuts here and there, cant be avoided.

I could get something on my head.
I could fall down from 150 meters!
I could hurt my back!
I could saw myself in the hand!
I could hammer myself on the hand!
I could bbe burned!
And last but not least.....


I could get tired...

as a webmaster my bissest hazard is carpal tunnel syndrome

as a musician, biggest hazard is bar room brawls

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Porn Star: Aids is #1 and lovers nuts is a close second.

How about erectile disfunction?

Well, I work for a waste water facility. Just about any type of infectious stuff, be it air or blood borne. Also, use heavy equipment, backhoes, tractors, etc. I don't worry about getting hurt, I just do my best to keep my mind on what I'm doing and pay attention.

I work for a hospital - being in the I.T. department really isn't hazardous (does Half Life 2 count as dangerous?), but the good-looking young nurses in those wonderfully thin scrubs are very dangerous - especially the cute student nurses!!

Carpenter:
Hit hand with hammer
Fall off ladder
trip and fall face first into the table saw
cut off any number of fingers with: jigsaw, miter saw, skill saw, recipracating saw, a bunch of other saws i cant remember
shoot myself with a nail gun
Drive nail into wall and hit a gasline and KABOOM!!!!
drive nail into wall and hit electrical wire and ZAP!!!
drive nail into wall and hit Septic line and EWWWWW!!!!
get run over by heavy machinery

Booking Agent(Music Industrty):
Alcohol poisoning
hearing damage
bar fights
sleeping with two girls(at seperate times) who are good friends

Hmmm..I guess electrical shock. We have computer wires running all over the place. Maybe being sent to Iraq and shot by some crazy jihaadist. Yeah I guess combat is the only real occupational hazards.

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Originally posted by uniotins

but the good-looking young nurses in those wonderfully thin scrubs are very dangerous - especially the cute student nurses!!

oh, do tell!

bet ya they are always as horny as fuck, eh

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Originally posted by twwain

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but the good-looking young nurses in those wonderfully thin scrubs are very dangerous - especially the cute student nurses!!

oh, do tell!

bet ya they are always as horny as fuck, eh
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Actually nurses are one of the least sexy girls you can date. Trust me. They dont have time to do much, and when they do they are too tired to do a marathon fuck anyway.

Cute, yes. Practical, no. My ex was in nursing school AND doing nursing at the same time. We barely ever saw each other.

Oh, and if you think you are the first one to ever flirt with one - they fucking hate that. Trust me. They get creepy shit from random dudes all day long, and by the time you flirt with them they've heard every line, twice. They are immune to it.

mental/emotional burnout..social work

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None now, but when I worked at a plating shop I worked around hydrochloric and phosphoric acid, chrome plating tanks, which is some nasty shit and various other harsh chemicals.

yeah man..I worked in a plating shop at Fairchild in the 70's in Mt. View, CA..I saw some bad cases of "the crud"..and some guys would stand over the freeon tank to long and pass out..yeah..the acid baths fumes were harsh

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Originally posted by SouthP@w

I drive a hyster in a mill of about 2000 people. There's always the fuctards that come off of break and walk out in front of you talking on there cell phones. I hate those bastards. I swear, I wanna hit someone everyday. Just knock the holy total fuck out of them and then fork the cell phone up their ass. That'll teach um.

Other than that, there's a possibility of dropping shit. Dropping tubs and skids and having shit land on me. Or flipping my hyster. that'd suck. that'd suck bad.

Anyways, othere than that, it's totally cool.

yeah..i used to drive forklifts in a warehouse for a few years out of high school..I'd be off loading trucks..sometimes we'd use a chain to pull the pallets to the back edge so i could lift it off..I remember 4 times at least, some asshole would step over the chain when I was moving and it would catch him and throw back like a rubber band and fuck his leg up royal