What occupational hazards are unique to your job?

Well as a paramedic, other than anything that you can catch from the puke, blood, sliva, shit, cum, drool, that can come out of a human body. Or the Hazards from driving lights and siren in traffic when assholes are driving and talking on their cell phones or have the tunes blasting loud enough for me to here over the noise we make. But that was when I worked the streets, now I have the above plus anything that could go wrong on a major construction site where the previous chemicals are the nice stuff. And then there are the things that mother nature can throw at us.
But last but not least, I work much of the time at places that are deemed major terrorist targets.
Just another day at work that delays my beer drinking and prowling around WBW

pilot...hijackers, engine failures, mechanical malfuntions. std's (trollie dollies) in short we are fucked

I am a Tradesman(journyman plumber)
Back when I was doing service work I guess the biggest hazard was disease.....Hepatitis a\b and such.(oh ya and people pissing on you head when U told them NOT to flush the toilet because U had to cut into the main drain!!!)
No longer in the plumbing field.

College Student/Fraternity Guy: Let's see...every STD known to man, girls claiming we've raped them after they are embarrassed that they got drunk and fucked us and now regret it, girls saying we've drugged them after they come to school and have never drank before and decide to start drinking Grain Alcohol in high consumption (dumbasses) and don't know what being totally fucked up feels like, hangovers, random attacks by the GDI's, stupid professors failing your ass, and running out of booze...

Look here for my job hazards:

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Breaking my back - my job basically entails lifting oak furniture from A to B around a warehouse atm, doing somework on it, leaving it for a few days, and then delivering it to peoples house. My god is the furniture they make shit!

The most dangerous part of my job - I have to say handling machinery that can easily go out of control if not handled properly, like pallet jacks and fork lifts. I happen to work at a margarine processing plant, and each day - for TEN hours - we load wooden pallets with boxes and margarines, and then pull them back with the machines. The only thing is, there is not always enough room, and a lot of times, many of us are rushing. Now you know there is bound to be an accident soon.

i work in a warehouse... probably being hit with the forklift (i came about 3 inches from someone taking a blind turn... dumbasses)

and stuff falling on me (hollow metal 4x4 gave my head a nice gash on teh 4th of july)

come to think of it im a rather accident prone person, i have also fallen off the shelving once and cut myself too many times to count

Probably some disgruntled employee coming in with a shotgun and a deathwish.

Short of that, a papercut.

Likely the cafeteria food or getting hit by a car crossing the street to work

Hmm, well I have to deal with live munitions (missiles), chaff, flare, fast moving flight control surfaces as big as a small car, very hot engine air that moves at well over 100 mph at close ranges, and the other typical bs like nasty chemicals that are very likey to give me cancer. Also little things like hearing loss, and skin cancer from the exposure to the sun. I gotta say though when I get to see my birds (F-15) break ground it is all worth it.

firefighter...no explanation necessary I hope

Police officer and SWAT team member in major city. Ditto what stone cold said above.

incoming mortar shells

Stress and everybody wants to steal your ideas.
Im a radio dj and owner of a station.

i´m unemployed... nah, for i´m a student it should be getting a headache from studying too much or... heaven falling on my head

Getting beaten down by A***´s at the CyberCafe/InternetCafe

Porn Star: Aids is #1 and lovers nuts is a close second.

And alcohol on my other job.. And broken glas.. and drunk people...

I might get ambushed by all the procedures that I have been writing for my work.
Tons and tons of paper.