what is the most perverted thing you have ever done?

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Originally posted by DragonJim

OK folks, I've just had a new 'perverted' encounter...
I met this chick on yahoo personals and we started chatting. She was only about 30 miles away, so we chatted some more and started talking about sex and what we would like to do. And she tells me she has allways wanted to try bestiality. So I was 'Like what do you mean?', so she says she has allways wondered what it would be like with a big dog and when they get that big knot in their dick and get hung up.
So I made arrangements for her to meet me. When we met, I was like 'no wonder she wants to do it with a dog, cause she was about coyote ugly'. But I was like ,oh well, I want to see this anyway.
So we go to my house, and I have a half rotty half bull mastiff male dog. So she starts playin with him and he's lickin and sniffin and startin to rut - so I jerk off on this bitches tits while my dog gets to fuck her...

(I know, I'm probly going to hell...)

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Originally posted by Scott2

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damn the only one i know is far away.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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damn the only one i know is far away.

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Originally posted by NotLongEnuff

hope i fall in a puddle of aids

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

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damn the only one i know is far away.

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Originally posted by Suckrates

Pics! Post mu! Now!

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Originally posted by bangme

shortly after i got married we were in the park hanging out with friends when my now ex husband and i had sex on the hood of the car.

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Originally posted by DragonJim

OK folks, I've just had a new 'perverted' encounter...
I met this chick on yahoo personals and we started chatting. She was only about 30 miles away, so we chatted some more and started talking about sex and what we would like to do. And she tells me she has allways wanted to try bestiality. So I was 'Like what do you mean?', so she says she has allways wondered what it would be like with a big dog and when they get that big knot in their dick and get hung up.
So I made arrangements for her to meet me. When we met, I was like 'no wonder she wants to do it with a dog, cause she was about coyote ugly'. But I was like ,oh well, I want to see this anyway.
So we go to my house, and I have a half rotty half bull mastiff male dog. So she starts playin with him and he's lickin and sniffin and startin to rut - so I jerk off on this bitches tits while my dog gets to fuck her...

(I know, I'm probly going to hell...)

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Originally posted by sb012

I dont think anyone will beat DragonJim anytime soon. And if you do.... you're sick as F*CK

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Originally posted by sb012

I dont think anyone will beat DragonJim anytime soon. And if you do.... you're sick as F*CK

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Originally posted by ÜberPervert™

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I dont think anyone will beat DragonJim anytime soon. And if you do.... you're sick as F*CK

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Originally posted by Strichnine

How the fuck did your manage that, please devulge the details....
...The Tic-tac part...priceless!

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Originally posted by wineanddine

I once PAID and watched Sheffield United play Arsenal FC cause my teams game got cancelled. Hpw perverted is that !!!

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Originally posted by brad0057

I used to jack off for my older sister.