what is the most perverted thing you have ever done?

I jerked at a porn movie when my friends gf was sitting next to me and my friend had passed out, she didn´t say anything, and didn´t do anything

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Originally posted by kyosho

I jerked at a porn movie when my friends gf was sitting next to me and my friend had passed out, she didn´t say anything, and didn´t do anything

that is not perverted, you jusst missed your chance to bang your friends old lady!

And I didnt write that thing about the sex in a funeral home, my wife did when I was takin the dog out. But i thaught that it was funny.

And fingering your Grandmother is about the sickest thing I have heard about, good to confess those things tho because it isnt good to keep that shit to yourself. If you do you'll end up like a seriel killer and shit, or worse.... Bobaloo.

I didnt finger her. I just tasted her nipple and i when i was about to touch her vagina i got grossed out because she smelled really bad. I had barely touched the hair when i stopped.

HOLY SHIT!i have red some sick shit in my time.and i have wrote some sick shit in my time but, NEVER EVER EVER have i heard anything like that in my sick short life..

DUDE....YOUR GRANNY!!!!WTF

my friend tried to put a banana up his girls ass once

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Originally posted by BIG-EGGY

HOLY SHIT!i have red some sick shit in my time.and i have wrote some sick shit in my time but, NEVER EVER EVER have i heard anything like that in my sick short life..

DUDE....YOUR GRANNY!!!!WTF

my friend tried to put a banana up his girls ass once

nothings wrong with that if he couldn't find nething else and he was occupied in a different hole and shes fine with it

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Originally posted by NotLongEnuff

nothings wrong with that if he couldn't find nething else and he was occupied in a different hole and shes fine with it

dude..thats probably even sicker

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Originally posted by cchasem

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When i was 15, my grandmother was sick and couldnt leave her bed, i was very..curious about the female body back then, so one night when she was sleeping...

.. okay. i cant go on..

k .. well.. i lifted up her shirt and played with her breast.. and i tasted her nipple.

and i put my hand down her pajama pants to touch her vagina, but the smell was overwhelming so i stopped... i went back to my room and sniffed my hand while i masturbated.
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the things people do to get in the will

WTF???? thats all I can say

Loki I just want to say congradulations on making such an "interesting" thread..


























































you sick fuck

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Originally posted by Red-X

Loki I just want to say congradulations on making such an "interesting" thread..


























































you sick fuck

thanks man i try. i dont know where to go from here though.

I had a masturbation contest with a (female) friend of mine once. The winner was the on who could cum more times in a certain period of time... I won, 7 to 5 (I think).

I told the same particular friend of mine that I needed to go to bathroom soon. She asked me that why I don't go right away and I replied that I don't wanna stand up with a visible boner. She said something like "that's easily taken care of" and started rubbing my penis through my pants.

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Originally posted by ÜberPervert™

I had a masturbation contest with a (female) friend of mine once. The winner was the on who could cum more times in a certain period of time... I won, 7 to 5 (I think).

that sounds like fun. i would not be good at that game though.

But she's the pervert, not me... I'm just a friend, remember. You don't want to hear what she has been doing with some guys.

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

[reply=ÜberPervert™]
I had a masturbation contest with a (female) friend of mine once. The winner was the on who could cum more times in a certain period of time... I won, 7 to 5 (I think).

that sounds like fun. i would not be good at that game though.
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We masturbated all the time together. Her boyfriend was doing his military service and we were together all the time, so if (and when, in our case) we needed to masturbate we would do it together.

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Originally posted by ÜberPervert™

I had a masturbation contest with a (female) friend of mine once. The winner was the on who could cum more times in a certain period of time... I won, 7 to 5 (I think).

which period of time, 48 hours

i wish i had such female friends, she sounds like fun.

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Originally posted by ÜberPervert™

[reply=lokithemadtitan]
[reply=ÜberPervert™]
I had a masturbation contest with a (female) friend of mine once. The winner was the on who could cum more times in a certain period of time... I won, 7 to 5 (I think).

that sounds like fun. i would not be good at that game though.
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We masturbated all the time together. Her boyfriend was doing his military service and we were together all the time, so if (and when, in our case) we needed to masturbate we would do it together.
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why didn´t you do the last step?

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Originally posted by Pophai

[reply=ÜberPervert™]
I had a masturbation contest with a (female) friend of mine once. The winner was the on who could cum more times in a certain period of time... I won, 7 to 5 (I think).

which period of time, 48 hours

i wish i had such female friends, she sounds like fun.
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15 minutes, I think... It's been a couple of years (I think we were 20 and 22), and we had been drinking too many Swedish ciders (I don't know how we were able to drink that stuff).

15 minutes .
you are fast man, and being drunk doesn´t make it easier.

i hope you take more time for your GF