what is the most perverted thing you have ever done?

that musta hurt

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Originally posted by Pophai

15 minutes .
you are fast man, and being drunk doesn´t make it easier.

i hope you take more time for your GF

I know I'm fast, that's why I challenged her. 7 times in 15 minutes is quite a rate when watching porn, but it's all different when there is a 20 y/o chick with a perfect pair of C cups lying next to you doing the same thing...

BTW. I am much slower when having real sex. It must be because I'm a lot more experienced in masturbation.

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Originally posted by ÜberPervert™

I know I'm fast, that's why I challenged her. 7 times in 15 minutes is quite a rate when watching porn, but it's all different when there is a 20 y/o chick with a perfect pair of C cups lying next to you doing the same thing...

damn, that snapped into focus real quick

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Originally posted by ÜberPervert™

I know I'm fast, that's why I challenged her. 7 times in 15 minutes is quite a rate when watching porn, but it's all different when there is a 20 y/o chick with a perfect pair of C cups lying next to you doing the same thing...

::turns around to check if there is a 20 y/o chick with a perfect pair of C cups lying in the bedbehind::
::returns sadly to porn and masturbation::

damn the only one i know is far away.

I just realized that she's going to kill me if she sees this thread.

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

damn the only one i know is far away.

i work with a couple of smokin' hot 20 year olds, but I know their sisters (my age) . . . and I've been warned off by both of 'em

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Originally posted by Scott2

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damn the only one i know is far away.

i work with a couple of smokin' hot 20 year olds, but I know their sisters (my age) . . . and I've been warned off by both of 'em
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i had that happen in hs. i flirted with this one super hot chick. the next year her sister started and the first girl was like do not go near my sister.

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

i had that happen in hs. i flirted with this one super hot chick. the next year her sister started and the first girl was like do not go near my sister.

yeah . . . and the older sisters are either in a relationship or not near as hot as the younger ones

why did you only maturbate together?
i mean her BF would have killed you anyway, if he found out, so could have her.

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Originally posted by Pophai

why did you only maturbate together?
i mean her BF would have killed you anyway, if he found out, so could have her.

maybe he is a standup guy.

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Originally posted by ÜberPervert™

But she's the pervert, not me... I'm just a friend, remember. You don't want to hear what she has been doing with some guys.

Ummm, yes we would.

I haven't done anything to top what I've already read, but this thread gave me some ideas about moisturiser at work.

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Originally posted by juilian

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But she's the pervert, not me... I'm just a friend, remember. You don't want to hear what she has been doing with some guys.

Ummm, yes we would.

I haven't done anything to top what I've already read, but this thread gave me some ideas about moisturiser at work.
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i thought that was a good idea too.

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Originally posted by Pophai

why did you only maturbate together?
i mean her BF would have killed you anyway, if he found out, so could have her.

I don't know, really. It just didn't feel right. I don't think she really wanted it, and at the time I had the principle that I don't have sex with anyone I know. We did have sex once before we really got to know each other.

Über, your story is the most healthy in this thread, thx for that !

it's a bit kinky, yes, but not sick; sounds like fun.

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Originally posted by ÜberPervert™

I don't know, really. It just didn't feel right. I don't think she really wanted it, and at the time I had the principle that I don't have sex with anyone I know. We did have sex once before we really got to know each other.

Ok.
any pictures of her

She'll kill me if she sees this thread. If I don't post pics she might at least shoot me instead of using a dull spoon.

do it! (but do it in another thread... this is the lounge, thanks)

I was just kidding. I don't even have any.

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Originally posted by ÜberPervert™

I was just kidding. I don't even have any.

go take some. *sends uber my camera*