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NotLongEnuff 20 years ago

lol

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#1113393

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Strichnine 20 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by surfarch

[reply=Watty]
Ive had sex in a church

True story

I had sex WITH a church, it just laid there though.
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Holy shit htat is funny

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#1113394

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Strichnine 20 years ago

i had sex in a funeral home---- just kidding

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#1113395

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cchasem 20 years ago

When i was 15, my grandmother was sick and couldnt leave her bed, i was very..curious about the female body back then, so one night when she was sleeping...

.. okay. i cant go on..

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#1113396

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Holden_McGroin 20 years ago

I used to go into my old roommates room and find his girlfriends dirty panties and sniff them and stroke my dick with them.

I would also take her cell phone and rub it all over my cock and balls. I would try not to laugh whenever she talked on her phone... She is hott, but she could be a total bitch to me most of the time, that is why I did these things to her.

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#1113397

[Deleted] 20 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by cchasem

When i was 15, my grandmother was sick and couldnt leave her bed, i was very..curious about the female body back then, so one night when she was sleeping...

.. okay. i cant go on..

almost the grossest first post ever. cum on man you can do it.

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#1113398

[Deleted] 20 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by Holden_McGroin

I used to go into my old roommates room and find his girlfriends dirty panties and sniff them and stroke my dick with them.

I would also take her cell phone and rub it all over my cock and balls. I would try not to laugh whenever she talked on her phone... She is hott, but she could be a total bitch to me most of the time, that is why I did these things to her.

thats great. what if your roommate used her phone?

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#1113399

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cchasem 20 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by cchasem

When i was 15, my grandmother was sick and couldnt leave her bed, i was very..curious about the female body back then, so one night when she was sleeping...

.. okay. i cant go on..

k .. well.. i lifted up her shirt and played with her breast.. and i tasted her nipple.

and i put my hand down her pajama pants to touch her vagina, but the smell was overwhelming so i stopped... i went back to my room and sniffed my hand while i masturbated.

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#1113400

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Holden_McGroin 20 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

[reply=Holden_McGroin]
I used to go into my old roommates room and find his girlfriends dirty panties and sniff them and stroke my dick with them.

I would also take her cell phone and rub it all over my cock and balls. I would try not to laugh whenever she talked on her phone... She is hott, but she could be a total bitch to me most of the time, that is why I did these things to her.

thats great. what if your roommate used her phone?

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That is when I wouldn't be able to hold back the laughter.

btw, his girl has 42dd and they are FIRM. I keep trying to get her to flash me. I know she wants to, but she doesn't want to piss off her boyfriend.

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#1113401

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Holden_McGroin 20 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by cchasem

[reply=cchasem]
When i was 15, my grandmother was sick and couldnt leave her bed, i was very..curious about the female body back then, so one night when she was sleeping...

.. okay. i cant go on..

k .. well.. i lifted up her shirt and played with her breast.. and i tasted her nipple.

and i put my hand down her pajama pants to touch her vagina, but the smell was overwhelming so i stopped... i went back to my room and sniffed my hand while i masturbated.

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dude...

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#1113402

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Strichnine 20 years ago

WTF... wow, this shit is good for a realy good (or bad) book about fucked up shit, it is like a train wreck, makkes me feel normal.

(and yess I know, there is no such thing as normal)

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#1113403

[Deleted] 20 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by cchasem

[reply=cchasem]
When i was 15, my grandmother was sick and couldnt leave her bed, i was very..curious about the female body back then, so one night when she was sleeping...

.. okay. i cant go on..

k .. well.. i lifted up her shirt and played with her breast.. and i tasted her nipple.

and i put my hand down her pajama pants to touch her vagina, but the smell was overwhelming so i stopped... i went back to my room and sniffed my hand while i masturbated.

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thanks that made my year.

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#1113404

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loopyprawn 20 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

[reply=cchasem]
[reply=cchasem]
When i was 15, my grandmother was sick and couldnt leave her bed, i was very..curious about the female body back then, so one night when she was sleeping...

.. okay. i cant go on..

k .. well.. i lifted up her shirt and played with her breast.. and i tasted her nipple.

and i put my hand down her pajama pants to touch her vagina, but the smell was overwhelming so i stopped... i went back to my room and sniffed my hand while i masturbated.

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thanks that made my year.

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thats fucked up

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#1113405

[Deleted] 20 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by Holden_McGroin

[reply=lokithemadtitan]
[reply=Holden_McGroin]
I used to go into my old roommates room and find his girlfriends dirty panties and sniff them and stroke my dick with them.

I would also take her cell phone and rub it all over my cock and balls. I would try not to laugh whenever she talked on her phone... She is hott, but she could be a total bitch to me most of the time, that is why I did these things to her.

thats great. what if your roommate used her phone?

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That is when I wouldn't be able to hold back the laughter.

btw, his girl has 42dd and they are FIRM. I keep trying to get her to flash me. I know she wants to, but she doesn't want to piss off her boyfriend.
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get her alone with a camera.

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#1113406

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Drakulya 20 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by Strichnine

i had sex in a funeral home---- just kidding

What's perverted about that?

I almost always have sex in a funeral home or a cemetery.

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#1113407

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Kanzen 20 years ago

Those poor defiled gravestones.

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#1113408

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HighGuy 20 years ago

Quote:
Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

[reply=cchasem]
[reply=cchasem]
When i was 15, my grandmother was sick and couldnt leave her bed, i was very..curious about the female body back then, so one night when she was sleeping...

.. okay. i cant go on..

k .. well.. i lifted up her shirt and played with her breast.. and i tasted her nipple.

and i put my hand down her pajama pants to touch her vagina, but the smell was overwhelming so i stopped... i went back to my room and sniffed my hand while i masturbated.

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thanks that made my year.

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Good job n00b!

n00b!

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#1113409

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HighGuy 20 years ago

I feel so good about myself now.

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#1113410

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HighGuy 20 years ago

Yes!! Double posts rule!

Oops. I mean triple posts!

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#1113411

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Anonymous18 20 years ago

no double or triple posts... ill start deleting them

and that guys story about his grandmother is disgusting. i dont know whats worse... that he did it or that he said he had to stop because the smell was too bad, but then he STILL masturbated smelling it

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