The stupidest Question you have ever been asked??

I work in a tile shop, and a lady just asked me, can you put tiles in a bathroom?
I answered no.

Whats the stupiest question you ever been asked.

I could put more thought into this, but off the top of my head

"What's so gross about herpes anyway?"

My friends ex was a bit of a tramp.. and apperantly had herpes.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I could put more thought into this, but off the top of my head

"What's so gross about herpes anyway?"

My friends ex was a bit of a tramp.. and apperantly had herpes.

NICE!!! NOT!!!

I used to own a bicycle shop. One day, after we had done repairs on this ladies bike she returned and said "Since you worked on it...it feels heavier" (she was feeling the drag of low tires...apparently the guys just forgot to top off the air.). Anyway....we pumped up the tires and she physically proceeded to pick up the bicycle and then said "oh yeah....this is quite a bit lighter"-- She was serious!!! .....not a question...but pretty dumb and funny

Got this question from an old lady once:
- Does practice makes you better?

so an ongoing theme here then? Women + Stupid Question = Stupid woman!

Whats the stupiest question you ever been asked.
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Do you want a blowjob ?

I can't say that I have ever considered saying "No" !!!

i used to work in video game store (private not a chain) and one time a guy was asking me if a

ps3 game disc would work on his ps2.

he even knew that ps3 will use blu-ray, he tougt that maybe thres a way.

I worked on a cruise ship and an elderly lady came up to me and asked, "Do ships like this sink very often?"
I looked at her and said, "No ma'am. Only once."

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Originally posted by Seryano

I worked on a cruise ship and an elderly lady came up to me and asked, "Do ships like this sink very often?"
I looked at her and said, "No ma'am. Only once."

Good answer!

The 2nd question (not stupid but funny).

When I was in college, I had a part time job as a gate agent at the airport.

An elderly woman came up to me and another agent and asked, "Is this where I can pick my seat?"

I had no reply for her, I was thinking of all kinds of ways to answer her,but I wanted to keep my job. I burst out laughing and my buddy pointed in the right direction.

Fancy a pint?

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Originally posted by JonM

Whats the stupiest question you ever been asked.

There are no stupid questions.

Only stupid people who ask them.

I used to be an usher when I went to church, and a girl about my age (I was a senior in high school) walked up and asked, "When does the midnight service start?"

I don't know why but when I'm buying a product I would always ask the salesperson if the product is any good. So far nobody had answered "No sir our product is full of shit."

I have a TV that lets you select "Language" as one of the setup items, which of course changes the displayed language on the OSD of the TV. Well, this relative, who will remain un-named, thought that it somehow changed the spoken language of the person talking on the television.

In history class a girl once asked me:

"Who won world war 2?"

I was a waiter at a diner back in the day, many stupid fat asses asking stupid ass questions, "Is the chicken fried steak grilled?" "There isnt any spit in my coffee is there?" Of coarse there was, what a dumb ass

what time are you waking up

UHHHH, do we shoot back, if they shoot at us sarge?