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The stupidest Question you have ever been asked??

Starter: JonM Posted: 18 years ago Views: 3.0K
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Not a question but... my ex's car needed new tires so the tire co. came and picked up the car. They returned it later in the day. My ex called me and said that the car won't move, and proceeds to tell me that they put the "nut thingies" on too tight. I came home and yep, you guessed it' theparking brake was set.
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I was talking with my boss about the American Civil War and he asked me if the Native Americans were here yet at the time of the war.
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#2996431
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonM

I work in a tile shop, and a lady just asked me, can you put tiles in a bathroom?
I answered no.

Whats the stupiest question you ever been asked.


I work in a tile showroom also. I love when they point at a tile and ask "What color is this tile?" or better yet "where can I see this tile?" I would love to answer Your looking at the damn tile thats where you can see it and My 4 year old can tell you that its Green!!!
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#2996432
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The first stupidest question i get asked is.... are you boobs real?? Hell yes they are i wouldnt pay money to have them this big for anything. The second one is when im at work... im standing behind the counter filling med orders and someone walks up to the counter and says do you work here??? No I just like standing here for decoration!!
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#2996433
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A Consultant once phoned me when I was on call and said:
'I think my patient has an acute NSU. Will Doxycyline be okay for that?'
Well... DUH!

Men are SOOO stupid...
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#2996434
Lvl 12
Quote:
Originally posted by scouselad

Whats the stupiest question you ever been asked.



Do you want a blowjob ?

I can't say that I have ever considered saying "No" !!!
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did he swallow??
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#2996435
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*NARF*
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#2996436
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Quote:
Originally posted by scouselad

Whats the stupiest question you ever been asked.



Do you want a blowjob ?

I can't say that I have ever considered saying "No" !!!
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Thats take the cake!!
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#2996437
Lvl 12
When I worked in a bar, I was asked a few times what the difference was between 'Guiness' and 'Guiness Extra Cold'. It gave me great joy to point and say 'This one is colder'.

Clue is in the title there people
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#2996438
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I onced managed a dollar store and people use to ask for a price check. yes, they were serious about it.
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#2996439
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My kids are always calling my cell and asking, DAD??? My responce is always the same. Just a minute and I'll check... Yep its me.
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#2996440
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"Has anyone ever told you your penis is really small?"
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#2996441
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Quote:
Originally posted by bigbadwolf321

"Has anyone ever told you your penis is really small?"


Actually yes. I laughed so much I nearly peed... No, he didn't 'Get Lucky'
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#2996442
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Quote:
Originally posted by scouselad

Do you want a blowjob ?

I can't say that I have ever considered saying "No" !!!


Depends on who is asking the question - there are a lot of girls out there who I'd refuse in an instant!

Not to mention the fact that a guy may be asking this question
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#2996443
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I work as a paramedic one day we went to a guy who had been hit by a train and he was in several large pieces and a long smear along the track, a policeman asked me "Would you class this as a life threatening injury?"

To which I answered "I'm not sure, I will tell you when we find his head" sad thing is I was joking he wasnt.
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#2996444
Lvl 8
There are so many the best though is
"Is this tv waterproof"

-This was a 61 inch plasma tv.

I told her it was only waterproof in the bathtub.
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#2996445
Lvl 11
i live in texas but am english, the woman cutting my hair asked me 'So, do they speak English over there in England?'
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#2996446
Lvl 11
Yeah. I once told a girl that I had gone to England without my parents. She asked me if I was afraid. I responded, "No, why would I be scared?" She said, "Well, do you speak the language?" I responded, "Englandish?"
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Lvl 11
This dame at the office quizickly told me that all of her friends had a "Ho Friend" that they vicariously lived through, and she wanted to know why I thought she never had one...

I simply told her: "You must be the HO!" and I walked away!!!!
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#2996448
Lvl 17
my mom asked me if i was gay

that was pretty stupid in my book
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